Wow. If this hard-hitting story had appeared in other publications, here’s what I imagine the headlines would be:
Daily Mail: ASHLEE OR JESSICA: WHO’S BREAST IN SHOW?
Us Weekly: EXCLUSIVE: Papa Joe Confirms Ashlee is Pregnant… With Healthy, Bouncing Boobs!
National Enquirer: JESS JEALOUS OF ASHLEE’S GROWING CLEAVAGE! “I’m supposed to be the sister with a nice rack,” fumes Jessica.
TMZ: Abreasted Development: Jess v. Ashlee
Aunt J thinks those look like the boobies of a pregnant woman.
May 8th, 2008 at 9:18 amThose boobs are the only reason they’re still in the news.
May 8th, 2008 at 12:21 pmDem dere boobies r-a growin’ pa!
May 8th, 2008 at 1:04 pmIndian, Please! wants a ménage-a-Indian.
May 8th, 2008 at 2:14 pmFirst the nose, now the ta-tas. Now how about those ears?
May 8th, 2008 at 3:02 pmIndian Please!
You’d really fuck those two? Pappa Joe might watch. I would be frightened of Jessica if I were a man. Those veneers on her teeth stick out - making her mouth more carnivorous and ahem dangerous to the manhood. Furthermore, John Mayer probably peed on her.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:43 pmThose boobs are probably the product of a big ol’ push-up bra with some serious padding.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:59 amPersonally, I think it is a pregnant tit job on Ashley. I like her rack a hell of a lot more than Chestica’s silicon soft balls.
May 9th, 2008 at 2:34 pm