Comments on: Headline of the Day http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/headline-of-the-day-4/ Humor columnist musing about news, life and, most importantly, the inexplicable appeal of coleslaw. Sun, 20 Jul 2008 22:16:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Demon Kitty http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/headline-of-the-day-4/#comment-10620 Demon Kitty Fri, 09 May 2008 21:34:24 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1439#comment-10620 Personally, I think it is a pregnant tit job on Ashley. I like her rack a hell of a lot more than Chestica's silicon soft balls. Personally, I think it is a pregnant tit job on Ashley. I like her rack a hell of a lot more than Chestica’s silicon soft balls.

]]> By: Jenn F. http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/headline-of-the-day-4/#comment-10576 Jenn F. Fri, 09 May 2008 12:59:13 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1439#comment-10576 Those boobs are probably the product of a big ol' push-up bra with some serious padding. Those boobs are probably the product of a big ol’ push-up bra with some serious padding.

]]> By: demonkitty http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/headline-of-the-day-4/#comment-10552 demonkitty Fri, 09 May 2008 00:43:22 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1439#comment-10552 Indian Please! You'd really fuck those two? Pappa Joe might watch. I would be frightened of Jessica if I were a man. Those veneers on her teeth stick out - making her mouth more carnivorous and ahem dangerous to the manhood. Furthermore, John Mayer probably peed on her. Indian Please!

You’d really fuck those two? Pappa Joe might watch. I would be frightened of Jessica if I were a man. Those veneers on her teeth stick out - making her mouth more carnivorous and ahem dangerous to the manhood. Furthermore, John Mayer probably peed on her.

]]> By: librarian kathleen http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/headline-of-the-day-4/#comment-10540 librarian kathleen Thu, 08 May 2008 22:02:43 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1439#comment-10540 First the nose, now the ta-tas. Now how about those ears? First the nose, now the ta-tas. Now how about those ears?

]]> By: Indian, Please! http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/headline-of-the-day-4/#comment-10531 Indian, Please! Thu, 08 May 2008 21:14:51 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1439#comment-10531 Indian, Please! wants a ménage-a-Indian. Indian, Please! wants a ménage-a-Indian.

]]> By: Puppet http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/headline-of-the-day-4/#comment-10524 Puppet Thu, 08 May 2008 20:04:25 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1439#comment-10524 Dem dere boobies r-a growin' pa! Dem dere boobies r-a growin’ pa!

]]> By: danceswithpoodles http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/headline-of-the-day-4/#comment-10517 danceswithpoodles Thu, 08 May 2008 19:21:08 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1439#comment-10517 Those boobs are the only reason they're still in the news. Those boobs are the only reason they’re still in the news.

]]> By: Aunt J http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/headline-of-the-day-4/#comment-10500 Aunt J Thu, 08 May 2008 16:18:54 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1439#comment-10500 Aunt J thinks those look like the boobies of a pregnant woman. Aunt J thinks those look like the boobies of a pregnant woman.

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