Comments on: No Phone Deserves This http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/no-phone-deserves-this/ Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name. Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:06:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Demon Kitty http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/no-phone-deserves-this/#comment-10618 Demon Kitty Fri, 09 May 2008 21:29:23 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1449#comment-10618 Indian, Please! I love it when you talk dirty. Indian, Please!

I love it when you talk dirty.

]]> By: midevil http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/no-phone-deserves-this/#comment-10602 midevil Fri, 09 May 2008 18:50:36 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1449#comment-10602 Cooter cooties! Cooter cooties!

]]> By: Vern http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/no-phone-deserves-this/#comment-10592 Vern Fri, 09 May 2008 17:36:12 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1449#comment-10592 I guess it's not such a far leap from Cooter to Cooties! I guess it’s not such a far leap from Cooter to Cooties!

]]> By: Jenn F. http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/no-phone-deserves-this/#comment-10573 Jenn F. Fri, 09 May 2008 12:54:04 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1449#comment-10573 LOL @ Demon Kitty Nothing more disturbing than someone with an itchy cooter. LOL @ Demon Kitty

Nothing more disturbing than someone with an itchy cooter.

]]> By: midevil http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/no-phone-deserves-this/#comment-10558 midevil Fri, 09 May 2008 00:56:13 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1449#comment-10558 Indian, Please, is finally letting his hair down! Indian, Please, is finally letting his hair down!

]]> By: demonkitty http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/no-phone-deserves-this/#comment-10549 demonkitty Fri, 09 May 2008 00:35:44 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1449#comment-10549 This reminds me of my freshman year at the University of Southern Mississippi. My roommate, a very proud and prim Southern Baptist was having a dialog avec moi. She then stuck her fucking hand down her pants and started scratching her crotch. I was mortified and it obviously showed on my face because she said, "Ma cooter itches." Shudder "Don’t cha wanna play wit’ ma cooter?" I'll just wipe the barf off my computer screen right now. This reminds me of my freshman year at the University of Southern Mississippi. My roommate, a very proud and prim Southern Baptist was having a dialog avec moi. She then stuck her fucking hand down her pants and started scratching her crotch. I was mortified and it obviously showed on my face because she said, “Ma cooter itches.”

Shudder

“Don’t cha wanna play wit’ ma cooter?” I’ll just wipe the barf off my computer screen right now.

]]> By: librarian kathleen http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/no-phone-deserves-this/#comment-10535 librarian kathleen Thu, 08 May 2008 21:55:07 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1449#comment-10535 As long as they don't breed anymore, better that they get together than ruin two other lives. As long as they don’t breed anymore, better that they get together than ruin two other lives.

]]> By: Dr. L. http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/no-phone-deserves-this/#comment-10533 Dr. L. Thu, 08 May 2008 21:28:19 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1449#comment-10533 Indian,please! Where did all that hair come from? You could be a Saint with all that hair. You could have followers. Devotees. That is very God-like hair. (pranams) Indian,please! Where did all that hair come from? You could be a Saint with all that hair. You could have followers. Devotees. That is very God-like hair. (pranams)

]]> By: midevil http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/no-phone-deserves-this/#comment-10532 midevil Thu, 08 May 2008 21:24:40 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1449#comment-10532 Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww. Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww.

]]> By: Indian, Please! http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/no-phone-deserves-this/#comment-10530 Indian, Please! Thu, 08 May 2008 21:11:19 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1449#comment-10530 That picture is classic! Check out Brit's right hand on my... I mean Kev's cock. That picture is classic! Check out Brit’s right hand on my… I mean Kev’s cock.

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