Comments on: BeyoncĂ© Wants to Dress Your Kids in F*ck-Me Pumps http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/beyonce-wants-to-dress-your-kids-in-fck-me-pumps/ Humor columnist musing about news, life and, most importantly, the inexplicable appeal of coleslaw. Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:25:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: shoefreak http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/beyonce-wants-to-dress-your-kids-in-fck-me-pumps/#comment-11734 shoefreak Sat, 24 May 2008 18:38:03 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1456#comment-11734 Every perverts' dream girl. So fucking disgusting! Beyonce & Tina needs to regroup this ridiculous idea. What's next? Baby thongs???? Every perverts’ dream girl. So fucking disgusting! Beyonce & Tina needs to regroup this ridiculous idea. What’s next? Baby thongs????

]]> By: william goldsmith, m.d. http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/beyonce-wants-to-dress-your-kids-in-fck-me-pumps/#comment-11078 william goldsmith, m.d. Thu, 15 May 2008 04:20:14 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1456#comment-11078 This tasteless eroticism fosters racism. This tasteless eroticism fosters racism.

]]> By: librarian kathleen http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/beyonce-wants-to-dress-your-kids-in-fck-me-pumps/#comment-10719 librarian kathleen Sun, 11 May 2008 01:41:31 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1456#comment-10719 DK: I think it's Beyonce's grandmother's name. In some of the print ads, Dereon's picture is part of the props. DK: I think it’s Beyonce’s grandmother’s name. In some of the print ads, Dereon’s picture is part of the props.

]]> By: Demon Kitty http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/beyonce-wants-to-dress-your-kids-in-fck-me-pumps/#comment-10693 Demon Kitty Sat, 10 May 2008 18:00:30 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1456#comment-10693 Where did they get the name Dereon? Is it supposed to be derriare? I can't spell. Where did they get the name Dereon? Is it supposed to be derriare? I can’t spell.

]]> By: Mateo http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/beyonce-wants-to-dress-your-kids-in-fck-me-pumps/#comment-10692 Mateo Sat, 10 May 2008 17:58:55 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1456#comment-10692 I've been enlightened. Thank you. I’ve been enlightened. Thank you.

]]> By: sugarbear http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/beyonce-wants-to-dress-your-kids-in-fck-me-pumps/#comment-10681 sugarbear Sat, 10 May 2008 15:00:55 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1456#comment-10681 Mommy my high heels are hung up the swing set again! Mommy my high heels are hung up the swing set again!

]]> By: Vern http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/beyonce-wants-to-dress-your-kids-in-fck-me-pumps/#comment-10669 Vern Sat, 10 May 2008 13:05:17 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1456#comment-10669 Thank you Mateo, my hair Does make me an expert. *preens* This is a tricky one. But I think I agree with Candy that these are indeed F*ck me pumps. The distinction for me is-*Cha-Cha Heels* by their very nature imply fun and la joie de vivre! Whereas F*ck me pumps are simply for show, generally rendering one immobile, and thus an easy target, like these little darlings! But you have a good eye because there is definately a difference and these are reeeaaally close! Cheers! Thank you Mateo, my hair Does make me an expert. *preens*

This is a tricky one.

But I think I agree with Candy that these are indeed F*ck me pumps. The distinction for me is-*Cha-Cha Heels* by their very nature imply fun and la joie de vivre!
Whereas F*ck me pumps are simply for show, generally rendering one immobile, and thus an easy target, like these little darlings!
But you have a good eye because there is definately a difference and these are reeeaaally close!
Cheers!

]]> By: Mateo http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/beyonce-wants-to-dress-your-kids-in-fck-me-pumps/#comment-10665 Mateo Sat, 10 May 2008 08:08:43 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1456#comment-10665 You ladies don't know the difference between fuck-me-pumps and cha-cha heels. Which I think is sad. I'm no expert. I will defer to Vern and, of course her Most Royal Candy, but I do believe those might be *Cha-Cha Heels...!* You ladies don’t know the difference between fuck-me-pumps and cha-cha heels. Which I think is sad. I’m no expert. I will defer to Vern and, of course her Most Royal Candy, but I do believe those might be *Cha-Cha Heels…!*

]]> By: frewt http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/beyonce-wants-to-dress-your-kids-in-fck-me-pumps/#comment-10662 frewt Sat, 10 May 2008 06:54:57 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1456#comment-10662 That's absofuckinglutely stupid. What they should have done was made the shoes way oversized to give the impression the girls had mummy's shoes on, like she was playing dressups. That’s absofuckinglutely stupid.

What they should have done was made the shoes way oversized to give the impression the girls had mummy’s shoes on, like she was playing dressups.

]]> By: librarian kathleen http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/beyonce-wants-to-dress-your-kids-in-fck-me-pumps/#comment-10642 librarian kathleen Fri, 09 May 2008 23:38:44 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1456#comment-10642 Honestly, it's difficult to look at this and try to be funny. Honestly, it’s difficult to look at this and try to be funny.

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