A blessed day for Brangeloonies: Pictures of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie playing with — GASP! — Shiloh in the South of France. [Lainey]
First, Sarah Larson snags my boyfriend, now she snags my Bazaar cover! *SIGH* Guess I’ll have to settle for Gyllenhaal and Glamour instead. [Cele|bitchy]
The Curse of Firecrotch: Nobody wants to work with Lindsay Lohan. [Smack]
Nick Hogan is about to learn a new kind of wrestling in the prison shower room. [Gabby]
Whitney Houston looks fabulous now that she’s exfoliated the damaging effects of Bobby Brown. [POTP]
On the National Enquirer menu this week: Cottage cheese. [popbytes]
Britney Spears to release yet another album soon? Well, Frappuccinos don’t grow on trees, you know. (Trust me, I’ve looked.) [Dlisted]
Sarah Larson on the cover of Bazaar?? You must be joking.
May 9th, 2008 at 3:10 pmbrangeloonies are rejoicing.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:28 pmteam aniston is bustin’ a nut.
and the other 90% of the world doesn’t care.
I want my old Angelina back damnit! The Angelina before the nose job, before the lip reduction, before the hunger artist cum concentration camp figure, before the kaftan/burka curtain dresses, before the 1,000,000 kids - I will even settle for vampire Angelina with Billy Bob with their padded sex room and his and hers grave sites.
May 9th, 2008 at 8:09 pmUmm, and I want my old Demi Moore back. Before the leech sessions, Ashton Kucher fetish; and Rumer Willis.
I want the GI Jane Demi Moore; the Demi Moore as a stripper; the Hot! Sexy! Demi Moore!
May 9th, 2008 at 8:30 pmOh, Hugh Grant… :/
May 10th, 2008 at 1:46 amDamn yeah, matching coffins! *whistles at Johnny Depp* C’mon boy, come here, that’s a good boy!
May 10th, 2008 at 7:16 amI don’t take Angelina seriously. I really don’t. Her porno faces are hysterical though.
May 10th, 2008 at 10:45 amHow long before Britney is dead broke? She better get herself back to work.
May 10th, 2008 at 2:46 pm