File this one under: Ew.
Just when you think Miley Cyrus‘ image can’t get any creepier, Hugh Hefner comes along and throws a big ol’ pile of UM, GROSS! into the mix.
82-year-old Hef, who’s old enough to be Miley’s great-grandfather, tells Extra! that the Disney star is a “very pretty lady” and will be “welcomed in the magazine” when she’s of legal age.
Not that she needs Playboy, of course. I mean, she already has MySpace!
“I think to make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality.”
If only Miley were blonde like Hannah Montana — she might also have a shot at becoming the next Girl Next Door! (Hear that? It’s Holly screaming, “NOOOOOO!” and Billy Ray saying, “Well, if it’s good for her career…”)
I bet if I walked my ass to his door and looked semi attractive, he’d think I was Playboy material. Dude thinks every chick should be in Playboy (Lindsay, Mary-Kate, Ashley, Miley). This ain’t news to me.
May 9th, 2008 at 10:55 amHe would not accept Kelly Osbourne that_girl.
He said they didn’t air brush that much.
I can’t believe that women fuck him. Mensch …
May 9th, 2008 at 11:16 amWomen don’t fuck him, they baby oil him.
She could so totally do the Playboy spread AND the Girls Gone Wild all on her 18th b-day! I bet her agent already has her hooked up for the free tank top and the Playboy contract!
May 9th, 2008 at 11:44 amOOHHHH! *squeal!*
May 9th, 2008 at 12:52 pmI get a free tanktop?
awesome!
Miley’s probably already got it marked on her calender in pink sparkle pen.
May 9th, 2008 at 1:39 pm…with little pink hearts…
May 9th, 2008 at 3:04 pmHe’ll be extending an invitation to Abigail Breslin next.
May 9th, 2008 at 3:17 pmLittle pink hearts, eh? Holly Madison would not approve.
May 9th, 2008 at 8:47 pmWell, we know this picture reached its target audience: dirty old men.
May 10th, 2008 at 7:57 amDon’t forget me, sugarbear… [Sigh] Oh Hu…I mean Miley…
May 10th, 2008 at 6:54 pm