Why do people keep approaching me with pruning scissors, this beautiful young lady is wondering:
And when the staff watered her along with the other centerpieces a few minutes later, she began to understand why Pauly Shore noted she’d look gnarly on his foyer table, with nary a mention of his bed.
Boy that bitch Holly is keeping the competition away!
May 9th, 2008 at 12:56 pmOh man… middle picture, check out that Donatellaesque thing on the bottom right in the beige lace-up number! She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on her way down.
May 9th, 2008 at 1:33 pmWould fucking someone who was 82 be a bit .. ..er um …difficult? I am not going to say I wouldn’t fuck an 82 year old person. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I just, um , dear god …
May 9th, 2008 at 2:01 pmShe ~does~ look like a centerpiece!!
May 9th, 2008 at 3:11 pmDemon Kitty, dollar signs impair the ability to see/smell/taste/hear/realize for chicks who fuck richies like Hefner. On the bright side, he is a well known advocate of Viagra.
May 9th, 2008 at 3:11 pmEwww… I don’t even want to think of him in the bedroom. But Jenn, I saw that *whateveritis* on the lower right too and was wondering, where that “natural beauty” came from. Was she the first playmate ever?
May 9th, 2008 at 3:40 pmMarilyn Monroe was the first–as Sweetheart of the month, and then from there, they changed it to Playmate of the month, so Monroe was the first…
May 9th, 2008 at 3:48 pmDemon Kitty — I’ve said in this space before: for a lot of hetero women, money & power trump everything. I’m not even damning them, I’m just sayin’.
Look at, for example, the relationship histories of (speaking of trump) Donald Trump, Larry King, and Rupert Murdoch, and consider societies such as the one currently operating in Saudi Arabia.
Although I’m sure there are exceptions, most of the gay folks in my orbit look at the sociology of this behavior and say, WTF?
May 9th, 2008 at 4:14 pmF-L-A-C-I-D.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:44 pmflacid Octigenarian wiener.
Umm, no please!!!
oh look, Circus Barbie, where’s her pony?
May 9th, 2008 at 11:36 pmThis chick only has one facial expression–Barbie it is, frewt.
May 10th, 2008 at 7:17 amI can see by her taste in clothing that she probably does look better naked.
May 10th, 2008 at 7:59 amUm,is she in primary school doing an iceskating/jazz tap eisteddfod? Coz they’re the only situations in which anyone can every be forgiven for wearing a diabolical geddup like this one.
May 10th, 2008 at 9:01 amHer eyes are a bit wide apart, aren’t they?
May 10th, 2008 at 9:02 amI agree with you Kathleen. Gay people do it too though.
I just remember when Colin Farrell begged a 70 something woman for a shag. Was he drunk? You have to love the man for that.
To Jenn F and everyone else about the thing on the side: i thought it was a tranny or Joyce Wildenstein going for a Barbie look. Shudder …
May 10th, 2008 at 10:50 amSomeday, Hef will be starring in a remake of “Weekend at Bernie’s,” and Holly will be propping him up.
May 10th, 2008 at 2:51 pmAll I’m saying is this looks like next clooney girl for the 09 leg of his go-no-where movie career. oh sara, dig while you still can.
May 10th, 2008 at 6:37 pmGod DAMN ! She is hideous ! No way, no WAY is she playmate of the year. Right?
May 10th, 2008 at 7:22 pm