LEFT: Paris Hilton at the launch of her new hair extension line for Sally Beauty Supply in NYC
RIGHT: A light bulb that hasn’t been screwed nearly as many times as its twin
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How many Hiltons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
25 one to install it and 24 to figure out how to turn it on!
May 9th, 2008 at 11:50 amThe bulb on the right is brighter.
May 9th, 2008 at 1:05 pmRight you are, Dr. L.
May 9th, 2008 at 1:08 pmThe likeness is uncanny.
May 9th, 2008 at 3:14 pmOrange. What a great color!
May 9th, 2008 at 4:32 pmThe only thing i don’t like about this post is that it implies Paris has bright ideas.
May 10th, 2008 at 8:50 amInteresting waxy tone that Paris has here. Has she been getting her cosmetics at Madame Tussauds? Or is her skin turning as plastic as her persona?
May 12th, 2008 at 1:11 pm