In news that even has rabbits exclaiming, “Oh no, they di-in’t,” Michelle Duggar has announced that she is pregnant — ladies, you may want to hold your vagina’s ears for this — with her 18th CHILD.
Yes, that would mean she has squired TWO baseball teams. (Thus ending my sports updates for the day.)
The fast-growing family lives in Tontitown in northwest Arkansas in a 7,000-square-foot home funded by their church and private donors. All the children, whose names start with the letter J, are home-schooled.
They are — you may want to grab a beer for this — Josh, 20; Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; Johannah, 2; and Jennifer, 9-months.
Hopefully, the next one will be called Just Say No to More Kids.
In related news, Arkansas expects the state’s therapy business to boom over the next 10-20 years.
Well this explains how Huckabee ever got any votes.
May 9th, 2008 at 11:34 amAlso-the Vagina is indeed NOT a clown car-appently it’s a clown bus!
I doubt her cervix even has to dilate before she pops the latest squid out. Man, talk about over populating an already strangled earth.
May 9th, 2008 at 11:40 amThis woman has no intention of stopping. She is going to keep up this ridiculous habit until her body stops her. She is getting way too much attention, (and also a free ride) to stop. Hey, it beats working for a living.
May 9th, 2008 at 11:45 amsomebody poison her waterhole.
May 9th, 2008 at 12:25 pmor castrate him.
isnt the need to constantly be pregnant some sort of mental condition?
Yes it is, Aine. Just look how creepily she dressed her children just like her, incuding the hair, and the boys just like their father. Look closer, and you will see that some of the children don’t look quite right. At least four of the boys are messed up.
May 9th, 2008 at 1:04 pmBy all acoounts they love the kids, they care for them and they are not on welfare. I am more concerned with the single mothers out there who keep popping out babies with different daddies and notheing but welfare (your money and mine) to support them.
May 9th, 2008 at 1:35 pmStill - I love the vagina, clown car comment.
“I doubt her cervix even has to dilate before she pops the latest squid out.”
LOL
Mid, you crack me up.
May 9th, 2008 at 1:36 pmyah the clothes and hair are kind of creepy but even creepier was the earlier post with little girls tarted up like bratz dolls
May 9th, 2008 at 1:45 pmYes, the clothes. I have seen this kind of get up before on women coming out of church in Mississippi, at the Wal-Mart in Arkansas, on pentacostals in Houston. Why do they have to dress these women up in granny outfits? It’s like they are castrating them or something. Then this idea of women having to have long hair because it is womanly?? That is what a pentacostal told me. It even gets weirder when they wear these granny glasses. Like those women in that polygamous cult- was it in Texas? They all dressed up like a cross between little house on the prairie grandma shit and the victorian age. The victorian age was far sexier though compared to those women. Why make them look so homely? They are terrified of female sexuality. You have to wonder if Mamma Duggart ever liked sex, much less now?. Someone please correct me if I am wrong, but doesn’t this overuse of your vadge hinder the capacity to enjoy sex? Can he even hit her G spot? Does he even hit her clit? Do these fucking people even know what a G spot and clit are for god’s sake?????? This all so fucking misogynist as hell. He apparently gets to blow his wad whenever he desires and she just pushes out the byproducts while wearing out her fucking cunt/womb. I remember working in a hospital and finding out that male doctors were berating another doctor because he knocked up his wife for the 3rd time in 3 years. They were saying, “how can he put her through that AGAIN?????”
May 9th, 2008 at 2:16 pmWhat I am most impressed about is that they came up with 16 “J” names BEFORE they used Jennifer!
May 9th, 2008 at 2:55 pmLOL @ Moonlight.
I find it highly offensive that they accept church money and donations when that money could go towards kids who deserve it, like children with disabilities or starving children. Why should we subsidize people who insist on having litters of kids? It disgusts me.
May 9th, 2008 at 3:13 pmLOL! Funniest tagline of the day, thanks!
May 9th, 2008 at 3:18 pmOh, how charming.
And, oh, how disgusting.
As an educator at a college, I can tell you a few things about home-schooled children.
They are often among our brightest students (intellectually). Very directed. Very disciplined.
However, they have grave and very real problems relating to other students, on any level.
Their apprehension of the larger world is quite limited.
Just givin’ you my fifty cents…
May 9th, 2008 at 4:31 pmI know this bitch is mucho incontinent!!
May 9th, 2008 at 4:53 pmWhy would you breed like that?
And one of those poor children are named JEDDEDIA, oh man. Why?
Like Jed Clampett.
Ouch.
Vern: OMG you also saw this touching family pic when the Duggar family first did the rounds on blogs:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/skyzyx/249270409/
“clown bus” - snicker, snort - it’s one of those larger “Bendy buses” by the look of things.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:00 pmdoh! I just saw the pic already posted by Candy - I’m a tool. I clicked straight through from RSS comments.
P.S. these people are probably single-handedly responsible for global warming.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:03 pmI’m tired, I’ve had wine, I’m not sure what’s going on, but,
May 9th, 2008 at 7:26 pmte amo Brit Bit!
And to top it all off, the oldest two kids are old enough to start overpopulating the country.
May 9th, 2008 at 10:48 pmGeez, I bet Johanna and Joy-Anna are pissed.
How ’bout Janine? Very fine name indeed!
May 9th, 2008 at 11:45 pmWait a minute! There’s a
May 10th, 2008 at 12:32 amJINGER!
That sounds like a stripper just waiting to rebel!
Get those children to the house of
Derrierreeeon
Why am I not seeing anyone named Jesus here? Hello! Oh I guess they will save that for the last one the 33rd?
May 10th, 2008 at 7:55 amJust looking at the picture makes me cringe. Just thinking about raising all those kids makes me cross my legs.
May 10th, 2008 at 10:41 amI agree with you Shelly. I wondered if she still had bladder control. Dances with Poodles, you are correct! I couldn’t agree more.
I read that these people eat powdered and dry food. That is how the feed themselves. I guess the Duggarts just add water to their powdered milk and mash potatoes and Voila!
Eize, you are right as well. Pretty soon there is going to be Children of the Corn Village of the Damned Wrong Turn podunk town in Arkansas where everyone is a sibling.
May 10th, 2008 at 10:57 am“I doubt her cervix even has to dilate before she pops the latest squid out.”
The trick is to keep them in there for nine months. All she has to do is stand up and the baby will just sorta fall out.
May 10th, 2008 at 11:09 am“And to top it all off, the oldest two kids are old enough to start overpopulating the country.”
Josh and Jana are probably already dating each other.
May 10th, 2008 at 11:12 amglad their sense of style hasn’t spread as quickly as their genes.
May 10th, 2008 at 3:36 pmThis woman will NEVER stop popping them out ! She’s gettting too much attention by doing so ! Wouldn’t you just love to get this pig on an analyst’s couch for just a few sessions?? Guaranteed we find out she’s adddicted to the attention and to being pregnant. Unfortunately, neither has to do with being a good mother. How does one mother 18 children anyway?? Answer: they don’t. The older ones will take care of them. Oh- and don’t forget the church subsidies !What white trash pigs!
May 10th, 2008 at 7:42 pmThey gross me out.
Her uterus probably hangs around her ankles and she probably has to pick it up and shove it back in there.
The carbon footprint these bitches are making is just a fucking crime.
May 10th, 2008 at 8:30 pmThey did NOT receive funding from any church or private donors for their house. Friends of theirs helped build it, and the whole family worked on it, too. I think the Duggar family is great and I would rather see American be full of families like theirs than all the trailer trash we have going on right now.
May 11th, 2008 at 10:31 amTheir life has been made much easier via commercial donations of building materials, home furnishings, etc. This family made a CHOICE to place themselves in their current situation. There are many, many more deserving families that are in need by unfortunate circumstances vs. by choice. Corporate donations should be focused on those who are in need (not through irresponsible actions), but truly in need due to catastrophic circumstances. I do NOT feel this family deserves ANY donations because they chose to have 18 children. Corporate donations and television programs (highlighting their bizarre behavior) are a HUGE reason that they are where they are in life today.
May 11th, 2008 at 11:26 ami wonder if vc andrews, Flower’s In the Attic, was inspired by this crew. there is something so amiss here with this woman and her husband i dont think i could pull any theories together to begin to begin to address this. poor kids.
May 12th, 2008 at 8:16 pm