Why, wander around the highway in search of a ciggie, of course!
*SIGH* Oh, Amy. Call me freakishly perceptive and insightful, but it’s clear to me you’re not in your right mind. If you were, you’d do what us NORMAL people do when stuck in traffic: Honk your horn, regret you drank that entire water bottle, and flip the bird at the backs of all the other stopped vehicles. Much more productive, trust me — I speak from vast experience.




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I really hope she had a driver.
May 9th, 2008 at 2:48 pmI give her less than a year to live.
May 9th, 2008 at 3:03 pmDr. L.
She looks like she communicates in grunts.
May 9th, 2008 at 3:09 pmBettors in any of the Celebrity Dead Pools are probably going to win some money soon, Dr. L.
May 9th, 2008 at 3:11 pmI’ll be placing my online bet real soon. Drinks on me when it pays.
May 9th, 2008 at 8:32 pmI can’t look at her. It makes me sick. The shit David Gest said about her beehive …. dear God there are so many disgusting people on this planet! Ew!!!!!
May 10th, 2008 at 10:46 amShe looks like she’s starring in “Clan of the Cave Bear.”
May 10th, 2008 at 2:48 pmthose slippers should be thrown under a car. same with her hair.
May 10th, 2008 at 3:40 pmpoor troubled crackheads get stuck in traffic too. no need to hate.
May 10th, 2008 at 6:40 pmThe Doc’s got it right.
May 10th, 2008 at 7:02 pmSuch a bummer. Why does one of the absolute biggest talents of the decade have to destroy herself like this? It’s like watching a car crash in slow motion.
May 11th, 2008 at 6:15 am