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	<title>Comments on: You&#8217;re Stuck in Traffic, Amy Winehouse &#8212; Whatcha Gonna Do?</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, life and, most importantly, the inexplicable appeal of coleslaw.</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 11:12:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: honda_honey</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/youre-stuck-in-traffic-amy-winehouse-whatcha-gonna-do/#comment-13768</link>
		<dc:creator>honda_honey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She must have like 10,000 pairs of those nasty ballet slippers. 

One pair would NOT last that long.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She must have like 10,000 pairs of those nasty ballet slippers. </p>
<p>One pair would NOT last that long.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn F.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/youre-stuck-in-traffic-amy-winehouse-whatcha-gonna-do/#comment-10756</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenn F.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 13:15:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Such a bummer. Why does one of the absolute biggest talents of the decade have to destroy herself like this? It's like watching a car crash in slow motion.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Such a bummer. Why does one of the absolute biggest talents of the decade have to destroy herself like this? It&#8217;s like watching a car crash in slow motion.</p>
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		<title>By: Indian, Please!</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/youre-stuck-in-traffic-amy-winehouse-whatcha-gonna-do/#comment-10722</link>
		<dc:creator>Indian, Please!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 02:02:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Doc's got it right.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Doc&#8217;s got it right.</p>
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		<title>By: deanna</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/youre-stuck-in-traffic-amy-winehouse-whatcha-gonna-do/#comment-10718</link>
		<dc:creator>deanna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 01:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>poor troubled crackheads get stuck in traffic too. no need to hate.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>poor troubled crackheads get stuck in traffic too. no need to hate.</p>
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		<title>By: martini lover</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/youre-stuck-in-traffic-amy-winehouse-whatcha-gonna-do/#comment-10711</link>
		<dc:creator>martini lover</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 22:40:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>those slippers should be thrown under a car.  same with her hair.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>those slippers should be thrown under a car.  same with her hair.</p>
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		<title>By: sacajawea</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/youre-stuck-in-traffic-amy-winehouse-whatcha-gonna-do/#comment-10704</link>
		<dc:creator>sacajawea</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 21:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She looks like she's starring in "Clan of the Cave Bear."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She looks like she&#8217;s starring in &#8220;Clan of the Cave Bear.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Demon Kitty</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/youre-stuck-in-traffic-amy-winehouse-whatcha-gonna-do/#comment-10689</link>
		<dc:creator>Demon Kitty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 17:46:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can't look at her. It makes me sick. The shit David Gest said about her beehive .... dear God there are so many disgusting people on this planet! Ew!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t look at her. It makes me sick. The shit David Gest said about her beehive &#8230;. dear God there are so many disgusting people on this planet! Ew!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. L.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/youre-stuck-in-traffic-amy-winehouse-whatcha-gonna-do/#comment-10656</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. L.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 03:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'll be placing my online bet real soon.  Drinks on me when it pays.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll be placing my online bet real soon.  Drinks on me when it pays.</p>
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		<title>By: librarian kathleen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/youre-stuck-in-traffic-amy-winehouse-whatcha-gonna-do/#comment-10630</link>
		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 22:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bettors in any of the Celebrity Dead Pools are probably going to win some money soon, Dr. L.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bettors in any of the Celebrity Dead Pools are probably going to win some money soon, Dr. L.</p>
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		<title>By: danceswithpoodles</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/09/youre-stuck-in-traffic-amy-winehouse-whatcha-gonna-do/#comment-10626</link>
		<dc:creator>danceswithpoodles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 22:09:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She looks like she communicates in grunts.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She looks like she communicates in grunts.</p>
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