Lindsay Lohan has knee pads on her new line of leggings because:
1) They really come in handy during Dina’s “negotiations” with agents and producers;
2) Of all the time she spends praying to the porcelain god in Hollywood clubs;
3) She’ll soon be begging for a job on her hands and knees;
4) Well, they do go nicely with the easy-access crotch flap;
5) It’s a convenient place to store lip gloss, coke bags;
6) Better question is, why the hell is Taylor Swift stooping to modeling for Lindsay Lohan?!;
7) None of the above. The knee pads are for ____________________.
Gotta go with numbers 1-5, Candy.
The really sick part will be if this fashion catches on, seeing it on ‘tweens and younger.
May 10th, 2008 at 1:56 pmStick a fork in it. It is done. As is she…
May 10th, 2008 at 2:13 pmknee pads on leggings! how conveeennnient!
May 10th, 2008 at 2:36 pm7) None of the above. The knee pads are for kneeling down to suck cock. Options 1 & 3 are good too.
May 10th, 2008 at 3:01 pmisn’t #1 a nice way of “sucking cock”? i’m with dr. l, all of them sound plausible to me.
those shiny leggings are super classy too.
May 10th, 2008 at 3:34 pmLooks like my dirty mind isn’t dirty today. Yeah, #1 does mean sucking cock.
May 10th, 2008 at 3:54 pmWe all agree! The better to suck cock with!
May 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pmI will neither confirm nor deny what those kneepads were used for.
May 10th, 2008 at 7:07 pmI agree with everyone about the sucking cock part AND kneeling over the toilet.
But I must ask myself, what would come first?
I think they would assist in kneeling over the toilet and THEN sucking cock. Lohan and her cronies need to get their protein somewhere …
I am so glad Hollywood is encouraging everyone to look and behave like the skankiest of the skanky,
May 10th, 2008 at 8:19 pmThey look like a bunch of whores ready to make an appearance at a funeral.
That shit is so 80s. Whose idea was it, huh, Tommy Lee? That’s great, real great.
May 10th, 2008 at 9:11 pmThat is NOT Lindsay Lohan. She’s far too meaty!
May 10th, 2008 at 9:45 pmBWAhahahah ALL of the above but particularly number 1. You just know Dina’s been there….
May 10th, 2008 at 11:02 pmOh Gosh frewt!
May 11th, 2008 at 5:48 amYou’ve got me all misty with that story about Lindsay’s mom s*cking d*ck to get a job for her kid. It being Mother’s day and all.
*Sniff*
Those leggings are almost as hideous as her hair.
May 11th, 2008 at 6:11 amWait I’m confused, isn’t Lindsay Lohan the cracked-out looking one in the middle? Not the one with the kneepads… I dunno who the hell that is…
May 12th, 2008 at 1:49 am