Oh, boy. Brenda is NOT going to be happy about this…
Turns out, Kelly Taylor is returning to 90210. People reports Jennie Garth will make guest appearances on the CW’s new 90210 spinoff, playing a guidance counselor at her alma mater, West Beverly High.
Kelly will draw upon her own experiences to guide impressionable young minds about:
- The intricacies of getting abducted by your professor’s cult
- How to conveniently become flame-retardant during a rave fire
- Showing compassion toward your comatose boyfriend: “Bastard!”
- An Intro to Diet Pill and Cocaine Abuse
- How to handle two hotties fighting over you: “I choose ME.”
- The fine art of STEALING YOUR BEST FRIEND’S BOYFRIEND
Poor Brenda. While in high school, my hatred for the back-stabbing Kelly — I even had mature and clever nicknames for her, like “Chipmunk Cheeks” and “That Bitch” (while secretly wanting to be her) — was only surpassed by my love for Dylan McKay. I mean, just look at his range of talent:
Here’s angry Dylan…
Happy Dylan…
And, of course, about-to-go-to-rehab-again Dylan:
My Dylan was robbed of an Emmy, I tell ya. ROBBED!
Not that I’d watch it if I was strapped to a chair with my eyeballs taped open but it does sound like her character has got a handle on the complete gamut of teenage issues.
May 10th, 2008 at 10:58 pmbrenda needs to come back!
May 12th, 2008 at 10:07 am