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	<title>Comments on: Happy Mother&#8217;s Day!</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, life and, most importantly, the inexplicable appeal of coleslaw.</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 22:22:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Demon Kitty</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/11/happy-mothers-day/#comment-10855</link>
		<dc:creator>Demon Kitty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 01:55:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My mother is dead. Thank God. If she were alive she would be Dina Lohan. 

Does that make me Lindsay????? Shudder ......</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My mother is dead. Thank God. If she were alive she would be Dina Lohan. </p>
<p>Does that make me Lindsay????? Shudder &#8230;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: librarian kathleen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/11/happy-mothers-day/#comment-10837</link>
		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 22:29:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Once again, Candy, you hit the perfect holiday note.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once again, Candy, you hit the perfect holiday note.</p>
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		<title>By: martini lover</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/11/happy-mothers-day/#comment-10797</link>
		<dc:creator>martini lover</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 17:09:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>those cards are awesome.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>those cards are awesome.</p>
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		<title>By: midevil</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/11/happy-mothers-day/#comment-10785</link>
		<dc:creator>midevil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 15:26:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Where's that 18 kid family mother's day card, or was there no surface big enough to include all the kids?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where&#8217;s that 18 kid family mother&#8217;s day card, or was there no surface big enough to include all the kids?</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/11/happy-mothers-day/#comment-10781</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 14:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Indian, Please!
My favorite line from the Simpson's is when Homer is trying to feed a statue of Ganesh and Apu says:
"Please do not be offering my God a peanut.  Thank you, come again!"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Indian, Please!<br />
My favorite line from the Simpson&#8217;s is when Homer is trying to feed a statue of Ganesh and Apu says:<br />
&#8220;Please do not be offering my God a peanut.  Thank you, come again!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Indian, Please!</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/11/happy-mothers-day/#comment-10780</link>
		<dc:creator>Indian, Please!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 13:21:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>These cards were best sellers this year at my Kwik-E-Mart.  Thank you, come again!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These cards were best sellers this year at my Kwik-E-Mart.  Thank you, come again!</p>
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		<title>By: Eize</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/11/happy-mothers-day/#comment-10773</link>
		<dc:creator>Eize</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 00:47:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Stallone card is priceless!!!</description>
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		<title>By: Dr. L.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/11/happy-mothers-day/#comment-10771</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. L.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 00:16:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Britney and Jamie Lyn: preggers while still children themselves.  "Wanna play wif my cooter now, boys?"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Britney and Jamie Lyn: preggers while still children themselves.  &#8220;Wanna play wif my cooter now, boys?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: sacajawea</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/11/happy-mothers-day/#comment-10768</link>
		<dc:creator>sacajawea</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 00:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, gosh, I love the Britney one! Ha!</description>
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		<title>By: that_girl</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/11/happy-mothers-day/#comment-10766</link>
		<dc:creator>that_girl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 22:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Lindsay one is the best.</description>
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