John Mayer flew to Miami to reconnect with poolside canoodling buddy Jennifer Aniston, and to play at the Marley & Me wrap party, where his sensitive frat boy music was surely a hit with Jen’s co-star Owen Wilson…
Apparent temperature in Miami: Twenty below zero.
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Yes! It was! A fact that did not escape John; look where his eyes are.
May 11th, 2008 at 5:15 pmAside from ogling her tits, I’d say those pics demonstrate that he’s not really into her….
May 11th, 2008 at 5:35 pmShe’s so damn hot. Has a killer bod. What is she doing with him?
May 11th, 2008 at 8:48 pmjohn is young and talented. unlike stoooopid BRAD!
May 11th, 2008 at 9:49 pmEw, I think she’s so fug. Nice body, true, esp. for a 40 year old…but that guy is tappin’ 21 year old ass every night of the week. She’s got nothing on them. Though admittedly some level of intelligence. But something tells me Mayer’s not that into that…
May 12th, 2008 at 8:36 amwho cares about the age difference? brad’s 12 years older than angelina but he looks like he’s 20 years older. jen looks great and looks like she’s having a fun time. good for her!
May 12th, 2008 at 10:03 amPlease forgive me, but this photo looks like an ad for nipple enhancers:
http://www.bodyperks.com/index-product.html
Just sayin’.
May 12th, 2008 at 3:32 pmI wonder if John has urinated on her yet or asked her to shit on him?
I don’t believe they are dating.
May 12th, 2008 at 6:58 pm