From the Sex and the City world premiere in London:
SARAH JESSICA: Wow. What a prodigious premiere! This is a most auspicious, providential beginning to our ambitious theatrical endeavor. I am blessed, truly blessed…
KIM: Is she kidding us with that fucking hat?
CYNTHIA: Great. I let my tits hang out, and Sarah Jessica STILL manages to upstage me. What’s a girl got to do to get some attention around here?
KRISTIN: Gosh, I’m pretty.
SARAH JESSICA: This is absolutely exhilarating! If this foretaste is any indication, our movie is going transcend all expectations!
KIM: I’m gonna start sticking things in that dumb-ass hat. Like some straws, maybe a lit candle or two…
CYNTHIA: Next premiere, I’ll kiss my girlfriend on the red carpet. Yeah, that’ll get some buzz! ‘Course, Sarah Jessica will probably show up wearing a box of Cocoa Puffs and ruin EVERYTHING.
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I think I can see Kristin’s tonsils. What a great close-up for an avatar.
May 12th, 2008 at 1:45 pmKim steals the show.
May 12th, 2008 at 3:17 pmI will never forget that image of “kirstin” sticking that beer bellied guy’s cock in her mouth.
Sex and the City never did it for me.
May 12th, 2008 at 6:45 pmaw, nobody tried to lasso her hat? too bad. maybe at the next premiere she can have a statue of liberty on her head, with a lighted torch and all.
May 12th, 2008 at 7:06 pmGirl likes to live. I love it.
May 13th, 2008 at 9:12 am