Heidi and Spencer’s totally candid Mother’s Day photo shoot. [Dlisted]
People names its “Stylish Star Moms.” What, no Shauna Sand? She was robbed, I say. ROBBED! [Celeb Baby Scoop]
The Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson engagement rumors are on-again, off-again almost as often as Paris’ panties. [Smack]
Crackhouse Couture: Amy Winehouse to walk the runway at London Fashion Week? [POTP]
Heather Mills leaves a woman without a leg to stand on — literally. [Gabby]
The World’s Ugliest Dog Contest. Awwww. That Montag bitch gets my vote! [popbytes]
Nigella Lawson demonstrates what happens when bad things happen to good garnishes. [Ayyyy!]
White people love them some grammar. [Stuff White People Like]
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What’s next Nigella, Rachael Ray wearing nothing but EVOO?
May 12th, 2008 at 3:11 pmOh, No!
Re Heather Mills: this woman is such a fame whore, and a pathological liar to boot. McCartney must have been completely addled to let her into his life.
Re White People Grammar: Hah! I love this! I am a white person, also an undergraduate English major — so I can assure you Holy Rollers that most of the post is quite true (especially when the white person is also a librarian)!
May 12th, 2008 at 3:13 pmTsk, tsk.
P.S. The good thing about Nigella is that you never have the suspicion that she goes off camera and barfs up what she just ate…unlike many other cooking show hosts.
May 12th, 2008 at 3:15 pmI just gave away some Nigella Lawson egg shaped mixing bowls to Goodwill today.
Sumptuous Nigella. I love lavender and I love her
YUMMO!!!
May 12th, 2008 at 6:43 pmI read about the Heather Mills shitfest in ONTD. What a douche!
May 12th, 2008 at 7:45 pmStuff white people like are moving into racist territory. The intimation is that non-whites are gramatically incorrect or ignorant of the rules. Tsk tsk.
May 13th, 2008 at 6:45 amNo, it just means that a lot of white people are hyper-attentive when it comes to grammar. You know there’s truth in this very basic statement. Try not to read past it.
May 13th, 2008 at 9:11 amWhy does Kate Hudson love Southern guys????? Please don’t answer this.
I am totally convinced she makes them get naked wearing nothing but cowboy boots and practically tries to suck their appendage off their bodies, while demanding they scream YEE HAW as they blow their load into her mouth. This is how she got pregnant with her hippie child.
Don’t ask me to explain myself. I can’t. This is the vibe I get from Kate Hudson.
My mind isn’t filthy. No way! I just have damn good intuition and most of the time, I am right!!! Damnit!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 2:45 pmHoly Terror:
In my post, I meant to be irreverent and make fun of myself and others in academia who criticize everybody all the time, as though grammar and syntax and spelling were more important than life itself.
Never before read the blog in question. You may be correct in your observation.
May 14th, 2008 at 4:03 pm