Comments on: Brain Candy: Monday Edition http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/brain-candy-monday-edition/ Humor columnist musing about news, life and, most importantly, the inexplicable appeal of coleslaw. Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:15:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: librarian kathleen http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/brain-candy-monday-edition/#comment-11063 librarian kathleen Wed, 14 May 2008 23:03:04 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1543#comment-11063 Holy Terror: In my post, I meant to be irreverent and make fun of myself and others in academia who criticize everybody all the time, as though grammar and syntax and spelling were more important than life itself. Never before read the blog in question. You may be correct in your observation. Holy Terror:

In my post, I meant to be irreverent and make fun of myself and others in academia who criticize everybody all the time, as though grammar and syntax and spelling were more important than life itself.

Never before read the blog in question. You may be correct in your observation.

]]> By: Demon Kitty http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/brain-candy-monday-edition/#comment-11053 Demon Kitty Wed, 14 May 2008 21:45:03 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1543#comment-11053 Why does Kate Hudson love Southern guys????? Please don't answer this. I am totally convinced she makes them get naked wearing nothing but cowboy boots and practically tries to suck their appendage off their bodies, while demanding they scream YEE HAW as they blow their load into her mouth. This is how she got pregnant with her hippie child. Don't ask me to explain myself. I can't. This is the vibe I get from Kate Hudson. My mind isn't filthy. No way! I just have damn good intuition and most of the time, I am right!!! Damnit!!! Why does Kate Hudson love Southern guys????? Please don’t answer this.

I am totally convinced she makes them get naked wearing nothing but cowboy boots and practically tries to suck their appendage off their bodies, while demanding they scream YEE HAW as they blow their load into her mouth. This is how she got pregnant with her hippie child.

Don’t ask me to explain myself. I can’t. This is the vibe I get from Kate Hudson.

My mind isn’t filthy. No way! I just have damn good intuition and most of the time, I am right!!! Damnit!!!

]]> By: Puppetlicious http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/brain-candy-monday-edition/#comment-10897 Puppetlicious Tue, 13 May 2008 16:11:01 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1543#comment-10897 No, it just means that a lot of white people are hyper-attentive when it comes to grammar. You know there's truth in this very basic statement. Try not to read past it. No, it just means that a lot of white people are hyper-attentive when it comes to grammar. You know there’s truth in this very basic statement. Try not to read past it.

]]> By: Holy Terror http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/brain-candy-monday-edition/#comment-10892 Holy Terror Tue, 13 May 2008 13:45:37 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1543#comment-10892 Stuff white people like are moving into racist territory. The intimation is that non-whites are gramatically incorrect or ignorant of the rules. Tsk tsk. Stuff white people like are moving into racist territory. The intimation is that non-whites are gramatically incorrect or ignorant of the rules. Tsk tsk.

]]> By: Eize http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/brain-candy-monday-edition/#comment-10863 Eize Tue, 13 May 2008 02:45:29 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1543#comment-10863 I read about the Heather Mills shitfest in ONTD. What a douche! I read about the Heather Mills shitfest in ONTD. What a douche!

]]> By: Demon Kitty http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/brain-candy-monday-edition/#comment-10848 Demon Kitty Tue, 13 May 2008 01:43:39 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1543#comment-10848 I just gave away some Nigella Lawson egg shaped mixing bowls to Goodwill today. Sumptuous Nigella. I love lavender and I love her YUMMO!!! I just gave away some Nigella Lawson egg shaped mixing bowls to Goodwill today.

Sumptuous Nigella. I love lavender and I love her

YUMMO!!!

]]> By: librarian kathleen http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/brain-candy-monday-edition/#comment-10831 librarian kathleen Mon, 12 May 2008 22:15:00 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1543#comment-10831 P.S. The good thing about Nigella is that you never have the suspicion that she goes off camera and barfs up what she just ate...unlike many other cooking show hosts. P.S. The good thing about Nigella is that you never have the suspicion that she goes off camera and barfs up what she just ate…unlike many other cooking show hosts.

]]> By: librarian kathleen http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/brain-candy-monday-edition/#comment-10830 librarian kathleen Mon, 12 May 2008 22:13:17 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1543#comment-10830 Re Heather Mills: this woman is such a fame whore, and a pathological liar to boot. McCartney must have been completely addled to let her into his life. Re White People Grammar: Hah! I love this! I am a white person, also an undergraduate English major -- so I can assure you Holy Rollers that most of the post is quite true (especially when the white person is also a librarian)! Tsk, tsk. Re Heather Mills: this woman is such a fame whore, and a pathological liar to boot. McCartney must have been completely addled to let her into his life.

Re White People Grammar: Hah! I love this! I am a white person, also an undergraduate English major — so I can assure you Holy Rollers that most of the post is quite true (especially when the white person is also a librarian)!
Tsk, tsk.

]]> By: Dr. L. http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/brain-candy-monday-edition/#comment-10829 Dr. L. Mon, 12 May 2008 22:11:42 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1543#comment-10829 What's next Nigella, Rachael Ray wearing nothing but EVOO? Oh, No! What’s next Nigella, Rachael Ray wearing nothing but EVOO?
Oh, No!

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