Tom Cruise and Kat(i)e Holmes played babysitter for the Beckhams on Saturday night when they took the kids to watch David’s soccer game:
Wow. They look as excited as critics were about Lions for Lambs.
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Holy Cow! Just look how skeletal Katie Holmes looks!
Plus, the answer to the question, “Does baby Suri suck her thumb?”
Answer: “No. She sucks her fingers. All of them.”
*closing my eyes against the Av…*
May 12th, 2008 at 8:52 amin the one picture, katie looks like she’s pregnant.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:05 am[sigh] Indian, Please! yearns for the Katie of Dawson’s Creek… Thank you, cum again.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:15 amShe’s not pregnant…she ate a fucking sugar packet. What a pig.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:16 amIsabella is counting down the days until she is 18. Feets, don’t fail me now!
May 12th, 2008 at 10:25 amAunt J wants to adopt poor Isabella.
May 12th, 2008 at 11:43 amNotice how Kat(i)e can eat only when she’s out of Tom’s sight.
May 12th, 2008 at 3:25 pmI want the Katie from “Go”.
May 12th, 2008 at 6:51 pmTom looka pissed as a motha f*!@^&.
damn if i’m not mistakin that’s the same frigged up look my mother gives me when i leave the kids with her while she’s sleeping and sneak out the back door.
oh no you di-nt. you betta come get yo cherin.
May 12th, 2008 at 8:07 pm