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	<title>Comments on: Candy&#8217;s Sports Edition:  Tom and Katie Attend Beckham&#8217;s Soccer Game</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: deanna1104</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/candys-sports-edition-tom-and-katie-attend-beckhams-soccer-game/#comment-10867</link>
		<dc:creator>deanna1104</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 03:07:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tom looka pissed as a motha f*!@^&#38;. 
damn if i'm not mistakin that's the same frigged up look my mother gives me when i leave the kids with her while she's sleeping and sneak out the back door. 

oh no you di-nt. you betta come get yo cherin.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom looka pissed as a motha f*!@^&amp;.<br />
damn if i&#8217;m not mistakin that&#8217;s the same frigged up look my mother gives me when i leave the kids with her while she&#8217;s sleeping and sneak out the back door. </p>
<p>oh no you di-nt. you betta come get yo cherin.</p>
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		<title>By: Demon Kitty</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/candys-sports-edition-tom-and-katie-attend-beckhams-soccer-game/#comment-10853</link>
		<dc:creator>Demon Kitty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 01:51:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I want the Katie from "Go".</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want the Katie from &#8220;Go&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: librarian kathleen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/candys-sports-edition-tom-and-katie-attend-beckhams-soccer-game/#comment-10835</link>
		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 22:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Notice how Kat(i)e can eat only when she's out of Tom's sight.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Notice how Kat(i)e can eat only when she&#8217;s out of Tom&#8217;s sight.</p>
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		<title>By: Aunt J</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/candys-sports-edition-tom-and-katie-attend-beckhams-soccer-game/#comment-10814</link>
		<dc:creator>Aunt J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 18:43:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aunt J wants to adopt poor Isabella.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aunt J wants to adopt poor Isabella.</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/candys-sports-edition-tom-and-katie-attend-beckhams-soccer-game/#comment-10803</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 17:25:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Isabella is counting down the days until she is 18.  Feets, don't fail me now!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isabella is counting down the days until she is 18.  Feets, don&#8217;t fail me now!</p>
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		<title>By: Puppet</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/candys-sports-edition-tom-and-katie-attend-beckhams-soccer-game/#comment-10799</link>
		<dc:creator>Puppet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 17:16:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She's not pregnant...she ate a fucking sugar packet.  What a pig.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s not pregnant&#8230;she ate a fucking sugar packet.  What a pig.</p>
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		<title>By: Indian, Please!</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/candys-sports-edition-tom-and-katie-attend-beckhams-soccer-game/#comment-10798</link>
		<dc:creator>Indian, Please!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 17:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[sigh] Indian, Please! yearns for the Katie of Dawson's Creek... Thank you, cum again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[sigh] Indian, Please! yearns for the Katie of Dawson&#8217;s Creek&#8230; Thank you, cum again.</p>
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		<title>By: martini lover</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/candys-sports-edition-tom-and-katie-attend-beckhams-soccer-game/#comment-10793</link>
		<dc:creator>martini lover</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 17:05:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>in the one picture, katie looks like she's pregnant.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>in the one picture, katie looks like she&#8217;s pregnant.</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. L.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/candys-sports-edition-tom-and-katie-attend-beckhams-soccer-game/#comment-10789</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. L.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 15:52:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Holy Cow! Just look how skeletal Katie Holmes looks! 

Plus, the answer to the question, "Does baby Suri suck her thumb?"
Answer:  "No.  She sucks her fingers.  All of them."  

*closing my eyes against the Av...*</description>
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<p>Plus, the answer to the question, &#8220;Does baby Suri suck her thumb?&#8221;<br />
Answer:  &#8220;No.  She sucks her fingers.  All of them.&#8221;  </p>
<p>*closing my eyes against the Av&#8230;*</p>
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