There are countless age-old questions and more contemporary dilemmas with which philosophers will eternally grapple. What is consciousness, for example. Do we have a “free will”? Do advances in biotechnology threaten our moral values? Jen or Angelina?
And, of course…
Hickey or Firecrotch Burn?
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lindsay must have mistaken her neck for a beer bottle.
May 13th, 2008 at 9:13 amMartini Lover: hahahahaha! I wasjust going to say Lindsay must have left her mark on the poor girl!
May 13th, 2008 at 10:19 amIt looks like Brad Pitt’s new tat!
May 13th, 2008 at 11:46 amVern’s right! It’s the New Orleans levee system!!
May 13th, 2008 at 1:04 pmYou guys are too much.
According to Ted Casablanca at The Awful Truth, Linday and Samantha are not together.
That doesn’t mean that they are not fucking. They have had to fuck more than once. I wondering if fire crotch made that mark with her teeth. Whatever the fuck!
May 14th, 2008 at 2:32 pmIs Ted fucking JOKING? lol
Everyone in Hollywood knows they’ve been living together since last year. Lilo’s men are beards.
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:05 am