A bright-eyed Xtina and Mr. Xtina attended the Christian Dior Cruise 2009 Collection in New York City today.
However, judging by the looks of things, Xtina may want to consider Lindsay Lohan’s knee-padded leggings line instead.
May
12
2008
Parenthood Clearly Agrees with Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman
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She’s not tired she just can’t open her eyes from the weight of her eyelashes.
They really ARE carpet burns on her knees. Amusing.
May 12th, 2008 at 8:57 pmChristina: “Honey? Honey? I look good right?”
Jordan: “I’m so tired…”
Christina: “It’s just…it’s just that I can’t open my eyes! Do you think anyone will notice? Oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put on that 5th pair of falsies-why didn’t you stop me?”
Jordan: “I never knew how many pounds of makeup could fit on a human face until I met this woman.”
Christina: “Jordan? Jordan? I’m speaking to you! You should have told me! Jordan? Jordan! Peel back a layer so I can check if you’re looking at me!”
Jordan: “I don’t really even know what she really looks like, to be honest.”
Christina: “Jordan? JORDAN!?”
Jordan: “Somebody kill me.”
May 12th, 2008 at 9:21 pmBratman doesn’t look as ear-y as he usually does. Impressive!
May 12th, 2008 at 9:23 pmHe doesn’t look as happy as he should for a man with a wife with such rugburns!
May 13th, 2008 at 3:51 amIndian, Please! Explain your whereabouts!
Indian, Please! is washing his hair. Didn’t you get the memo?
Shit, that guy needs to give her a break, she just had a baby, for Christ’s sake!
May 13th, 2008 at 4:49 amI bet she has a lovely face when she’s not wearing all of that crap…which probably only happens between the hours of 2-5 a.m.
May 13th, 2008 at 7:41 ami’ll take crazy a** mamas for $200 alex.
for $200, here’s your clue..spackle, crazy yellow polyester, chester cheetos.
who is xtina and jordan?
May 13th, 2008 at 9:19 amDoes she have gray eyebrows?
May 13th, 2008 at 1:06 pmMan, that lipstick must glow in the dark.
May 13th, 2008 at 7:05 pmMaybe the rug burns are from her giving him head?
Maybe the glow in the dark lipstick helped him to see where to stick it in because the lights were turned out?
Do I care? Not really, and that explains why I am here, doesn’t it?
May 14th, 2008 at 2:34 pm