Comments on: Parenthood Clearly Agrees with Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/parenthood-clearly-agrees-with-christina-aguilera-jordan-bratman/ Humor columnist musing about news, life and, most importantly, the inexplicable appeal of coleslaw. Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:37:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Demon Kitty http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/parenthood-clearly-agrees-with-christina-aguilera-jordan-bratman/#comment-11050 Demon Kitty Wed, 14 May 2008 21:34:47 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1554#comment-11050 Maybe the rug burns are from her giving him head? Maybe the glow in the dark lipstick helped him to see where to stick it in because the lights were turned out? Do I care? Not really, and that explains why I am here, doesn't it? Maybe the rug burns are from her giving him head?

Maybe the glow in the dark lipstick helped him to see where to stick it in because the lights were turned out?

Do I care? Not really, and that explains why I am here, doesn’t it?

]]> By: sacajawea http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/parenthood-clearly-agrees-with-christina-aguilera-jordan-bratman/#comment-10942 sacajawea Wed, 14 May 2008 02:05:26 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1554#comment-10942 Man, that lipstick must glow in the dark. Man, that lipstick must glow in the dark.

]]> By: danceswithpoodles http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/parenthood-clearly-agrees-with-christina-aguilera-jordan-bratman/#comment-10925 danceswithpoodles Tue, 13 May 2008 20:06:10 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1554#comment-10925 Does she have gray eyebrows? Does she have gray eyebrows?

]]> By: deanna http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/parenthood-clearly-agrees-with-christina-aguilera-jordan-bratman/#comment-10901 deanna Tue, 13 May 2008 16:19:07 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1554#comment-10901 i'll take crazy a** mamas for $200 alex. for $200, here's your clue..spackle, crazy yellow polyester, chester cheetos. who is xtina and jordan? i’ll take crazy a** mamas for $200 alex.

for $200, here’s your clue..spackle, crazy yellow polyester, chester cheetos.

who is xtina and jordan?

]]> By: Natural Puppet http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/parenthood-clearly-agrees-with-christina-aguilera-jordan-bratman/#comment-10894 Natural Puppet Tue, 13 May 2008 14:41:54 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1554#comment-10894 I bet she has a lovely face when she's not wearing all of that crap...which probably only happens between the hours of 2-5 a.m. I bet she has a lovely face when she’s not wearing all of that crap…which probably only happens between the hours of 2-5 a.m.

]]> By: midevil http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/parenthood-clearly-agrees-with-christina-aguilera-jordan-bratman/#comment-10887 midevil Tue, 13 May 2008 11:49:34 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1554#comment-10887 Indian, Please! is washing his hair. Didn't you get the memo? Shit, that guy needs to give her a break, she just had a baby, for Christ's sake! Indian, Please! is washing his hair. Didn’t you get the memo?

Shit, that guy needs to give her a break, she just had a baby, for Christ’s sake!

]]> By: Vern http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/parenthood-clearly-agrees-with-christina-aguilera-jordan-bratman/#comment-10885 Vern Tue, 13 May 2008 10:51:52 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1554#comment-10885 He doesn't look as happy as he should for a man with a wife with such rugburns! Indian, Please! Explain your whereabouts! He doesn’t look as happy as he should for a man with a wife with such rugburns!
Indian, Please! Explain your whereabouts!

]]> By: 14 http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/parenthood-clearly-agrees-with-christina-aguilera-jordan-bratman/#comment-10874 14 Tue, 13 May 2008 04:23:29 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1554#comment-10874 Bratman doesn't look as ear-y as he usually does. Impressive! Bratman doesn’t look as ear-y as he usually does. Impressive!

]]> By: aine http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/parenthood-clearly-agrees-with-christina-aguilera-jordan-bratman/#comment-10873 aine Tue, 13 May 2008 04:21:57 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1554#comment-10873 Christina: "Honey? Honey? I look good right?" Jordan: "I'm so tired..." Christina: "It's just...it's just that I can't open my eyes! Do you think anyone will notice? Oh, I knew I shouldn't have put on that 5th pair of falsies-why didn't you stop me?" Jordan: "I never knew how many pounds of makeup could fit on a human face until I met this woman." Christina: "Jordan? Jordan? I'm speaking to you! You should have told me! Jordan? Jordan! Peel back a layer so I can check if you're looking at me!" Jordan: "I don't really even know what she really looks like, to be honest." Christina: "Jordan? JORDAN!?" Jordan: "Somebody kill me." Christina: “Honey? Honey? I look good right?”

Jordan: “I’m so tired…”

Christina: “It’s just…it’s just that I can’t open my eyes! Do you think anyone will notice? Oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put on that 5th pair of falsies-why didn’t you stop me?”

Jordan: “I never knew how many pounds of makeup could fit on a human face until I met this woman.”

Christina: “Jordan? Jordan? I’m speaking to you! You should have told me! Jordan? Jordan! Peel back a layer so I can check if you’re looking at me!”

Jordan: “I don’t really even know what she really looks like, to be honest.”

Christina: “Jordan? JORDAN!?”

Jordan: “Somebody kill me.”

]]> By: frewt http://candykirby.com/2008/05/12/parenthood-clearly-agrees-with-christina-aguilera-jordan-bratman/#comment-10871 frewt Tue, 13 May 2008 03:57:20 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1554#comment-10871 She's not tired she just can't open her eyes from the weight of her eyelashes. They really ARE carpet burns on her knees. Amusing. She’s not tired she just can’t open her eyes from the weight of her eyelashes.

They really ARE carpet burns on her knees. Amusing.

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