A Florida judicial circuit spokesperson says Hulk Hogan did not have to remove his bandana while testifying on behalf of his son because “It would have caused a big scene to have him take it off.” However, the REAL reason that Hulk-Ho didn’t have to take it off is because:
1) The judge was afraid Hulk would finish him off with an atomic leg drop;
2) The government is conducting a top secret toxic-mold-growing experiment under there;
3) Hulk Hogan was actually born with that bandana on his head (known in medical circles as the rare birth defect called capitonis bandanitas);
4) Bret Michaels wrote the judge a touching letter on Hulk Hogan’s behalf about the inseparable relationship between man and his bandana;
5) Hulk Hogan has a tattoo of his daughter’s ass on his head;
6) None of the above. It’s because _______________.
it covers his artificial brain.
May 13th, 2008 at 11:32 am#5
May 13th, 2008 at 11:38 amLast week’s trial with Carrot-Top burned the judge’s retinas so badly he decided not to risk reinjuring (sp) them.
May 13th, 2008 at 12:14 pmBecause the glare would have blinded the whole courtroom.
May 13th, 2008 at 1:02 pmAunt J is just glad HH didn’t rip his shirt off.
May 13th, 2008 at 6:22 pmIt probably stinks to high heaven, because he hasn’t taken it off in 15 years.
May 13th, 2008 at 7:02 pm6. it holds his tan in place
May 13th, 2008 at 7:43 pmThe bovine family.
That image of him slathering tanning oil on his daughter’s ass has triggered post traumatic stress disorder for me.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:28 pm