Relationship Obituaries: Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo

May 13, 2008 | Tags: Jessica Simpson, Relationship Obituaries

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The Greatest Love Affair of the Century (right after Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon) — also known as Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo — has died, according to gossipmonger Liz Crokin. While cause of death is unknown, Tony was seen nursing his irreparably broken heart with mini-golf, Grey Goose, shots of tequila, Bacardi O-Bombs and a hot blonde.

The Greatest Love Affair of the Century is survived by: Dallas Cowboys fans’ disdain for Jessica; Papa Joe’s admiration for Jessica’s “double-Ds”; and Jessica’s knack for making movies go straight-to-DVD.

8 Responses to “Relationship Obituaries: Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo”

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Dr. L. says:

Good riddance! Now the jinx is lifted.
May 13th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
danceswithpoodles says:

She was only interesting when she was Nick. Even then not so much.
May 13th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Aunt J says:

Aunt J just read an interview where Jessica said she was going to marry Tony. Oops.
May 13th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
sacajawea says:

This couple….yawnn..
May 13th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
jai says:

Papa Joe was spotted crying in public over this.
May 13th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
martini lover says:

let’s put her out to pasture along with their relationship.
May 13th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Dr. L. says:

This story hit local news at 5pm yesterday. Candy, you have your finger on the pulse, baby!
May 14th, 2008 at 6:25 am
Demon Kitty says:

She needs to go away.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:27 pm