William Shatner says he didn’t enjoy having sex with hardcore Star Trek fans — because they’d fantasize that he was Captain Kirk.
Well, duh.
In his new autobiography, Up Till Now, 77-year-old Shatner explains how women would pretend they were being “beamed up” by the Starship Enterprise commander while he was poking them with his Captain’s Log, shrieking: “So, this is what it’s like to be in bed with Captain Kirk!”
He writes: “You can’t imagine how much of a downer that is in every sense of the word.”
Well, I guess that explains why he passed on Star Trek: The Next Penetration.
yeah, and he hated it so much that he had to sleep with all of them.
May 13th, 2008 at 10:30 pmWell, no, I heard he said no to the groupie with the rather spikey ears.
May 14th, 2008 at 4:41 amStar Trek: The Next Penetration = Hilarious!!
May 14th, 2008 at 12:48 pmThey should do a porn movie in the Spirit of Star Treck.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:21 pmDK: see this on YouTube. It’s … fascinating.
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=21EC92F67783AAA7
May 14th, 2008 at 3:31 pm“Priceline Negotiator…” I love that commercial of his.
May 14th, 2008 at 7:33 pmLibrarian Kathleen, you made my fucking day. That was fucking funny as shit.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:25 pm