The Silence of the Hot Lesbians: Jodie Foster and her partner allegedly split. [Dlisted]
People magazine apparently thinks all Asians look the same. Hope Bai Ling blogs about their ignorance with her usual eloquence: “Its crazy how people can mix it up of staring at those people looky like me in yellows and oranges like I am doing now with my eyes crossed…” [Lainey]
Our first look at the cast of 90210: 2.0. [Seriously? OMG!]
Speaking of which, Tori Spelling wants to play the “sexy MILF.” Poor thing… those prenatal vitamins have obviously gone to her head! [Ayyyy!]
World’s diva population about to increase: Mariah Carey reportedly pregnant. [Daily Stab]
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are ready to get married! No word on whether anyone’s told Reese or Jake that yet. [Smack]
Hef says he’s not marrying Holly Madison. Which is good, ’cause I’m quite sure polygamy still isn’t legal. [Gabby]
Breaking: Megan Fox has no nipples! [Fatback]
Shia LaBeouf on the cover of GQ. Meanwhile, Candy still can’t spell “LaBeouf” without quadruple-checking it. [POTP]
Nicole Richie pissed about Joel and Lindsay exchanging flirtations. Which is at least better than Lilo’s usual greeting of exchanging fluids. [popbytes]
I think it’s illegal to consider Hef as a matrimonial prospect AT ALL. The man’s a breathing fossil!
May 14th, 2008 at 7:22 pmI’m all for having sex with Petey, but do we really have to see him kissing Wino?
May 14th, 2008 at 8:52 pmI saw this same picture with the caption, “Get The Crack Pipe Ready.” I laughed, but not with contempt.
I wonder who Jodie Foster will hook up with next. I want to see her get together with Kate Moennig!!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 9:06 pm