Also confirmed: Jack Black in deep doo-doo.
Angelina Jolie, who’d previously let her ballooning breasts tacitly confirm her pregnancy, has been officially outed as having twins by Kung Fu Panda co-star and eternal player of crude-but-cuddly characters, Jack Black.
Angie didn’t volunteer any baby info during the Today show interview until Jack dropped the hint, joking that she and Brad will “have as many as (the) ‘Brady Bunch’ when you have these.”
“It’s confirmed?” pounced followed Today’s Natalie Morales.
“Yeah, yeah, we’ve confirmed that already,” Angelina said. “Well, Jack’s just confirmed it actually.”
“Is that true?”, Jack said jokingly.
“Yeah, you did,” Angelina replied.
“Sorry,” Jack said.
And then Angie eviscerated his loose tongue with her Laser-Equipped Poontang. True story. Watch it happen in slo-mo as Billy Bush and His Hair narrate on tonight’s Access Hollywood!
twin blobs!
May 14th, 2008 at 1:57 pmDude. Jack Black’s in deep doo-doo for shamelessly scoping out her big preggers boobs!
May 14th, 2008 at 2:02 pmGod I love Jack Black. SO cute!
May 14th, 2008 at 2:04 pmMichael K. from D-Listed referred to Angelina’s “vagina of death”.
No wonder they cast her for the part of Grendel’s mom in Beowulf.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:14 pmOk Indian, PLease!!!! Isn’t it time you finished washing your hair???????
That being said, I can’t believe I only have 45 minutes to shower. Day -yum!!!!!!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 2:54 pmAunt J is happy Shiloh will have company in the closet now.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:23 pmI’ll bet she never tells him anything ever again!
May 14th, 2008 at 7:28 pmDid i mention i’m boycotting all blogs related to Mangelina? They are just McDonalds people…. all white bread and processed… no flavour, grit or fibre….
May 15th, 2008 at 6:51 ami think Bragelina are full of shit.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:14 pm