No, no, I am not kidding. It is indeed National Dance Like a Chicken Day. And lest you think I’ve been remiss in getting you a present…
You’re welcome. And what did you get ME? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Oh, well… you can make it up to me later with a celebratory Chicken Drop.
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OMG! Tommy has sweated through that shirt nearly to his waist, and completely up to his collar! That’s gross and EWWWW!
May 14th, 2008 at 3:38 pmDance like a chicken, and walk…like a camel!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VHRDxWHYU8M
May 14th, 2008 at 4:05 pmAunt J is going to celebrate this holiday at her office happy hour.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:22 pmI bet they are the only 2 motherfuckers dancing in that room.
Katie’s torso looks weird. She has a torso like Gumbi. Tom as totally fucked her up. The amount of sweat that man has produced is just fucking scary.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:20 pm