It has come to my attention, thanks to alert reader Dr. L, that this is a good month for Playboy, the Rabbit, and Diddy & Diddy’s Reflection –
Turns out, May is National Masturbation Month!
Good Vibrations, which even holds a Masturbate-a-Thon, deemed it so in 1995 to raise awareness and emphasize the importance of masturbation.
I am nothing if not supportive of educational campaigns, so I decided to give their worthy cause a, um, hand in commemorating it:
Make sure your greeting goes all the way with the commemorative National Masturbation Month stamp.
…And a billboard encourages drivers to “shift gears.”
Stay tuned for more touching public service announcements!
*snort* One holiday where it’s okay to spend it alone!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 9:18 amThanks for the shout out, Candy. I think I’ll give myself a hand!
May 15th, 2008 at 9:50 amOh how I love that stamp, C!
May 15th, 2008 at 10:01 amHappy masturbation month! Ha.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:03 amGenius!! Only a jerkoff wouldn’t like these!!
May 15th, 2008 at 1:12 pmI celebrate every night.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:04 pmToo many Toms will kill the special moment.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:07 pmDamn this is funny!
May 15th, 2008 at 6:52 pmI wish we had postage stamps like that. What an improvement that would be.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:53 pmCandy you are doing a great community service raising awareness
May 15th, 2008 at 11:36 pmMy favorite Mae West quote!
May 17th, 2008 at 7:55 am