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Not surprisingly, this was invented in California:
A psychologist, who’s apparently studied the damaging psychological effects of a having saggy ass, has patented a bra for the rear — called the Bikini Butt Bra — that will supposedly perk it right up.
“The bikini buttocks support idea came to me at a moment of personal need,” creator Dr. Karin Hart explains. “One look in the mirror after some rapid weight loss showed me the unhappy truth, my bottom was sagging.”
I dunno… my bottom says it isn’t all that happy about the prospect of being stuck in that contraption, either.
Let’s just hope the tagline isn’t “Lifts and Separates!”
That model doesn’t even have a butt!! I’d like to see how it works on a big flabby butt.
On second thought, no I don’t.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:43 pmHell, I thought it was some sort of “harness.” You know, for toys. Nevermind.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:59 pmI defy that thing to pick up Star Jone’s ass!
May 14th, 2008 at 1:06 pmi bet clay aiken already has one.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:00 pmI agree Dr. L.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:16 pmI don’t see any butts in that picture. Seriously. That is one flat ass.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:09 pmThat looks so comfortable (ha).
May 14th, 2008 at 7:30 pmDid they try it out on a 4 year old girl? Where’s that model’s behind?
May 15th, 2008 at 6:51 amThat looks like a mannequin, not a model.
May 19th, 2008 at 7:14 am