Weird, huh? I had no idea Mariah was even KNEW Paris Hilton, let alone well enough to invite the socialite to her private wedding celebration.
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Wow,that’s class,right there. We can only hope to aspire to such style and grace.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:21 amMariah Carey’s Secret 9 Carat Gold Tattoo
May 15th, 2008 at 9:01 amI give it two months.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:20 ami just don’t know anymore.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:30 pmThose photos ops are for the birds.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:11 pmMariah’s looking mighty fine.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:04 pmThe thing these attention whore do for publicity. I am with Katie, this bullshit ain’t gonna last.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:51 pmOMG! I taw I taw a cougar?? I did, I did, I did tee a cougar!!
May 16th, 2008 at 9:27 amWhere did they get the term “cougar” for older women and younger men? It doesn’t make sense to me.
May 16th, 2008 at 9:42 pmIsn’t “cougar” a term for an older woman with a great body but a face that shows its age?
May 17th, 2008 at 1:16 pm