Why, just the other day as I was trimming my split ends, I thought to myself: “Gosh, I really wish I knew who Maxim thinks are the sexiest women in the WORLD.” And then I thought, “DAMN, girl, you really need to use a deep treatment hair mask or something.”
Well, now I no longer need to lose any sleep because Maxim just released its “Hot 100: The Ultimate List of the World’s Most Beautiful Women.” Thank you, Maxim, for answering my deepest wishes!
The ULTIMATE list:
10. Ashley Tisdale
9. Lindsay Lohan
8. Christina Aguilera
7. Eva Mendes
6. Elisha Cuthbert
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar
4. Eva Longoria Parker
3. Jessica Biel
2. Scarlett Johansson
1. Marisa Miller
CandyKirby.com would like to extends a hearty congrats to all the sexy winners for getting the prestigious Maxim Seal of Approval™!
Lindsay would be much prettier without fake tanner and dyed her hair back to red. Ashley is pretty, but why did she make the top 10?
May 14th, 2008 at 12:17 pmThese lists are so asinine.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:44 pmWow,it must have taken them a long time to look at every woamn in the world. Funny how they’re all from America…?
May 14th, 2008 at 1:44 pmwhy is christina on there? i thought it was a list of women?
May 14th, 2008 at 2:02 pmMaxim and their fucking lists.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:18 pmDoes anyone have the full list somewhere? I looked around online for the whole list but I can’t find it.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:15 amAll I know is that Britney was #19 on the list. For anyone looking for proof that the people making the list were either joking, drunk, stoned, or some combination of the above, look no further.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:41 amAll the more curious, is that Britney landed at #5 on Maxim’s list of the LEAST sexy women:
http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/
Obviously, it’s a scientific process that they employ.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:19 amJoker, that would be giving the staff of Maxim way too big a compliment. I think they have no gray matter and their dicks are glued to their hands from their own - load.
There it is, I said it. You could add a blonde wig and a set of fake tits to a tooth pick and Maxim would put it on their fucking list.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:18 pmi don’t think that “in the world” should be added when only a bunch of pricks (or freaks) decided to complete the list.
while some are women and hot, the rest are the opposite.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:43 amCandy that’s hilarious !!LOVE the pictures !!Wish you had all 10 !Just goes to show you what professional makeup and hair can do !
May 17th, 2008 at 12:40 pmomg, no kidding.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:45 amit must have taken them years and years to look at every woman in the world. and thats hilarious that theyre all from america, and all celebrities! What a coincidence that they are the hottest women!
what a joke these lists are! what would this magazine be without the lists?! i cant think of how they would fill up the space.
btw, these celebrities arent even the top 10 hottest celebs, let alone the top 10 women in the world. Christine looks like a total dude in that pic up there.