We all need guidance in our life sometimes. We may seek it from friends, family, therapists, Bai Ling’s blog — and yet, the most powerful insight often comes from an unexpected source: Beverly Hills, 90210. So in honor of that, and the upcoming spin-off, I’ve launched a column with timeless pearls of wisdom from that classic television drama.
Today’s food for thought:
“That stuff’ll shrink your gonads, man.”
–Dylan McKay imparting his wisdom about steroids
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Thank you, Candy. This is what America needs right now. I think a poll researching those who like Luke over Jason in comparison to Barack vs. Hillary might be of interest… It’s a tough question.
May 14th, 2008 at 7:28 pmDeep stuff!
May 15th, 2008 at 10:01 amWord.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:19 amSteve Sanders always had deep things to say too.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:13 pmI agree with Mateo. This is far more interesting and thought provoking than the fucking election hype.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:54 pmThe SoapNet episodes (the weeknight ones) are right at the time when Kelly becomes a coke-head. My fave!!! I love it.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:56 am