Shania Twain and her husband, producer Robert “Mutt” Lange, have split. Their marriage was 14 years old. Cause of relationship death: unknown.
Twain, 42, and Lange, 59, married just six months after meeting. In 2002, Twain told People that, “Our love has always been based on friendship and compatibility,” though, she added, “we are very different.”
The Marriage is survived by a 6-year-old son, Eja D’Angelo, Shania’s portfolio of catchy, flirty country pop songs, and Matt’s totally awesome wedding-day hair.
The Relationship of Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson, which rose from the dead like Lazarus, has once again passed away from Owen’s fatal lack of commitment and Kate’s deadly attraction to older “bad boys.”
“Kate and Owen: Take 3″ was only two months old.
“It was a pretty bad breakup,” reveals an Owen pal. “Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn’t want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him.”
Kate-N-Owen is survived by their closet of shared hair products.
Whatever happened to Shania?
May 15th, 2008 at 1:52 pmRelationship Obits! Love it!
May 15th, 2008 at 2:06 pmI am sure she’ll find some other southern guy to blow - Kate, that is.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:38 pmHis nickname is Mutt because he resembles a cocker spaniel….
May 16th, 2008 at 12:51 amI think Kate needs to go back to that velvet hippie ex of hers. I liked them together.
May 16th, 2008 at 5:06 amMaybe Shania got tired of living in a castle in Switzerland with that weird guy. That is sort of odd for a country singer.
May 17th, 2008 at 1:08 pm