LEFT: Paris Hilton hawking her new fragrance, Can Can, in London
RIGHT: My cousin Julie’s wedding cake in Cincinnati, Ohio, where the bride had a few too many lemon drop shots
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The wedding cake, of course. It’s more elegant, sophisicated (sp?), and tastes delicious.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:00 amThat’s a beautiful cake! No comparison to the tarted-up can-can girl!
May 15th, 2008 at 10:14 amIs that Boy George next to her?
May 15th, 2008 at 10:14 amI like cake, not crabs!!
May 15th, 2008 at 1:10 pmThe cake has more curves.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:03 pmput as many decorations as you want on trash-it still looks like trash.
wedding cake for the win!
May 15th, 2008 at 4:28 pmI can’t take it anymore.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:50 pm