Say what you want about Brangelina — but I sure wouldn’t mind grabbing a Chuck E. Cheese’s pizza with their kids. (And then returning to my place to sleep/recover for three days.)
Angelina, who’s all over the place pimping out Kung Fu Panda, tells British morning show GMTV:
“The kids are excited and they are starting to understand about me pregnant. We’ve had it before with Shiloh so they know what’s going on. Zahara pretends she’s pregnant too and says she has an animal in her tummy. She says the piggy is making her eat all the chocolate brownies! And Pax says he’s got a baby monkey inside him! So it’s really fun in our house at the moment.”
See? Those kids are really on to something! Next time I find myself gorging on Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie at 2AM, I’ll just blame it on my llama fetus. Brilliant. Of course, I would NOT want to be there when Zahara finds out she’s not giving birth to a pig. Oy.
And in near-future news: The Brangelina clan adopts an orphaned Vietnamese Potbelly!
Damn. What can one say?
I like Brad & Angelina. As a subject of gossip, their life is rich with possibilities.
And, they are both gorgeous eye candy.
And, they do, truly, contribute time and money to legitimate charity causes.
And, I like a bunch of their movies(but selectively, of course).
So, damn me. I like them.
Hell, I always find it difficult to make fun of them the way I think I should.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:32 pmAunt J thinks Brad is dumb as a rock and an overrated actor. Angelina is the only thing that makes him interesting, in Aunt J’s humble opinion.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:56 pmzahara sounds like a hoot. she needs her own reality show.
May 17th, 2008 at 5:00 pmAunt J is right. Brad is dumb as a rock. Talentless too. His damn Jesse James movie nearly put me in a coma.
Angelina is NO ambassador for the poor. Trust me on this one.
May 18th, 2008 at 11:16 amWhat causes someone to have such veiny arms at a young age??
May 18th, 2008 at 3:30 pmIntravenous drug use, perhaps.
May 18th, 2008 at 4:02 pmUndernourished and overexercised DWP.
The kids are probably in shock seeing mom eat something for a change…
May 18th, 2008 at 5:36 pmThere are rumors, yes current rumors that Angelina Jolie has a heroine problem.
She fed Maddox a plate of crispy crickets (food from his native Cambodia).
May 18th, 2008 at 8:56 pm