Scarlett Johansson sings live. Which really goes to show… why she’s known for her cleavage. [Dlisted]
Nice day for a blonde wedding: Ellen and Portia de Rossi are gettin’ hitched. [Evil Beet]
Gossip Trading Cards: Gary Busey is “Deranged Lunatic.” [GOTA]
Christina Aguilera flaunts her cleavage — FINALLY! She’s usually such a prude, you know? [Fatback]
Tom Cruise takes a break from playing God to play the president. Xenu says, downgrade. [Cele|bitchy]
“Pregnant Lisa Marie OUT OF CONTROL! ‘SHE’LL BE 100 LBS.’” Meanwhile, the National Enquirer OUT OF CONTROL! ‘THEY WON’T STOP USING ALL-CAPS.’ [popbytes]
The newly reunited Not-So-New Kids on the Block performing on The Today Show. Candy’s expert review: Oh, dear. [POTP]
Jack Black’s hips may be even looser than his lips. [Ayyyy!]
In that picture, Ellen looks like they just announced Portia’s pregnant. Given Ellen’s track record with women, all I can say is, better get a prenup, Portia.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:52 pmBest thing is,that is Lily Allen’s dad in the photo.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:25 pmI always thought Portia was in it for publicity and her career.
May 16th, 2008 at 9:02 pmEllen always holds Portia as though she is pregnant.
May 16th, 2008 at 9:03 pmYeah, maybe the whole Ellen-Portia thang is just like every other Hollyrude marriage–a pr contract.
May 17th, 2008 at 7:34 amDemon Kitty–I’ve noticed that, too, how Ellen always holds Portia around the waist, like Tom holds Katie; it’s like they’re a possession.
May 17th, 2008 at 12:52 pmLOL at Scarlett J singing
She was singing flat, that’s about the only time anything about her can be called flat.
May 18th, 2008 at 4:54 amyeah, you guys. It’s weird isn’t it? Is Portia taller than Ellen? If so, maybe her and Tom C have height issues.
I’m glad that I can get married in the state of california, but I don’t give a shit if Ellen and Portia tie the knot. My money is on the relationship coming to an end sometimes in the next five years. I can see Ellen saying, “I’ll never get married again.”
May 18th, 2008 at 9:01 pmI am not going to say anything about Scarlette Johanesson’s voice. Some rock critic claimed she couldn’t sing while she was doing a solo with the Jesus and Mary Chain. No fucking shit!!!
May 18th, 2008 at 9:02 pmTom Cruise as president… and what role will Kat(i)e play, Dr. Strangelove?
May 19th, 2008 at 4:42 pm