Comments on: Brain Candy: TGIF Edition

By: librarian kathleen

librarian kathleen — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:42:58 +0000

Tom Cruise as president… and what role will Kat(i)e play, Dr. Strangelove?

By: demonkitty

demonkitty — Mon, 19 May 2008 04:02:47 +0000

I am not going to say anything about Scarlette Johanesson’s voice. Some rock critic claimed she couldn’t sing while she was doing a solo with the Jesus and Mary Chain. No fucking shit!!!

By: demonkitty

demonkitty — Mon, 19 May 2008 04:01:28 +0000

yeah, you guys. It’s weird isn’t it? Is Portia taller than Ellen? If so, maybe her and Tom C have height issues.

I’m glad that I can get married in the state of california, but I don’t give a shit if Ellen and Portia tie the knot. My money is on the relationship coming to an end sometimes in the next five years. I can see Ellen saying, “I’ll never get married again.”

By: Michael C

Michael C — Sun, 18 May 2008 11:54:22 +0000

LOL at Scarlett J singing

She was singing flat, that’s about the only time anything about her can be called flat.

By: sacajawea

sacajawea — Sat, 17 May 2008 19:52:45 +0000

Demon Kitty–I’ve noticed that, too, how Ellen always holds Portia around the waist, like Tom holds Katie; it’s like they’re a possession.

By: midevil

midevil — Sat, 17 May 2008 14:34:20 +0000

Yeah, maybe the whole Ellen-Portia thang is just like every other Hollyrude marriage–a pr contract.

By: Demon Kitty

Demon Kitty — Sat, 17 May 2008 04:03:14 +0000

Ellen always holds Portia as though she is pregnant.

By: Demon Kitty

Demon Kitty — Sat, 17 May 2008 04:02:11 +0000

I always thought Portia was in it for publicity and her career.

By: jewed

jewed — Sat, 17 May 2008 01:25:43 +0000

Best thing is,that is Lily Allen’s dad in the photo.

By: Dr. L.

Dr. L. — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:52:38 +0000

In that picture, Ellen looks like they just announced Portia’s pregnant. Given Ellen’s track record with women, all I can say is, better get a prenup, Portia.