http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/long-lost-twins-14/ Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name. Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:14:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/long-lost-twins-14/#comment-13513 Fillup Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:39:50 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1634#comment-13513 Good leggs. Good leggs.

]]> http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/long-lost-twins-14/#comment-11341 frewt Mon, 19 May 2008 04:07:54 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1634#comment-11341 That looks bloody ridiculous. Her mother should slap her. That looks bloody ridiculous. Her mother should slap her.

]]> http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/long-lost-twins-14/#comment-11340 demonkitty Mon, 19 May 2008 04:06:46 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1634#comment-11340 I am so sorry, Her lips look like a vagina. I am NOT the first person to say this. I am so sorry, Her lips look like a vagina. I am NOT the first person to say this.

]]> http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/long-lost-twins-14/#comment-11267 sacajawea Sat, 17 May 2008 20:03:06 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1634#comment-11267 I saw her on a show the other night, and I couldn't even follow the story, because her lips look so odd now. Very sad. I saw her on a show the other night, and I couldn’t even follow the story, because her lips look so odd now. Very sad.

]]> http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/long-lost-twins-14/#comment-11255 Rebecca Sat, 17 May 2008 08:28:44 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1634#comment-11255 Good grief.. all the starlets look alike. Is there a "Tinsel Town Staple Package" they offer at the surgeries or something? Snub nose (usually too small for the face), cheek implants, botox forehead and duck lips (boobage and lipo optional)... Good grief.. all the starlets look alike. Is there a “Tinsel Town Staple Package” they offer at the surgeries or something? Snub nose (usually too small for the face), cheek implants, botox forehead and duck lips (boobage and lipo optional)…

]]> http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/long-lost-twins-14/#comment-11238 Demon Kitty Sat, 17 May 2008 04:35:22 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1634#comment-11238 You can even see where they were injected. You can even see where they were injected.

]]> http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/long-lost-twins-14/#comment-11235 that_girl Sat, 17 May 2008 04:23:35 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1634#comment-11235 Yo, Nikki, take off the wax lips! Unfortunately, they are not wax, but collagen/restylane filled. Gross. Yo, Nikki, take off the wax lips! Unfortunately, they are not wax, but collagen/restylane filled. Gross.

]]> http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/long-lost-twins-14/#comment-11213 Indian, Please! Fri, 16 May 2008 21:45:41 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1634#comment-11213 Indian, Please! would not even do her now... Indian, Please! would not even do her now…

]]> http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/long-lost-twins-14/#comment-11210 alex Fri, 16 May 2008 20:55:50 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1634#comment-11210 she used to be so pretty!!!!!! she used to be so pretty!!!!!!

]]> http://candykirby.com/2008/05/16/long-lost-twins-14/#comment-11204 Katie Fri, 16 May 2008 18:37:08 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1634#comment-11204 I can't believe she's only 29!!! That's terrible. I can’t believe she’s only 29!!! That’s terrible.

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