In a groundbreaking legal decision, three senior judges in England have ruled that man boobs — known in medical circles known as “moobies” or “cause for eye bleach” — are “not sexually alluring.”
Huh. And here I thought law schools already had that in their curriculum: International Criminal Law — Why Moobies are a Worldwide Crime. Guess it’s a good thing I DIDN’T become a lawyer, as Grandma Kirby suggested to me — and this is a conservative estimate — four-hundred billion times.
To keep you abreast of this case: The court had to make the judgment after a man was convicted of voyeurism for filming another man’s chest at a public swimming pool. However, the conviction was overturned after the judges determined that a man’s breasts did not count as “private parts.”
PETE (People for the Ethical Treatment of Eyes) plans to challenge the ruling. Story developing.
PETE (People for the Ethical Treatment of Eyes) - ha! do they go around throwing paint on moobs?
May 16th, 2008 at 10:40 amI love, love, love that picture of Jack!!!
May 16th, 2008 at 11:27 amJack has a sammich in one hand and a light beer in the other. Nice!
May 16th, 2008 at 2:25 pmHoly moobies, Batman! [Ka-Pow!]
May 16th, 2008 at 2:50 pmHe’s actually on some dude named Steve’s boat cruising the Mississippi River on a mission to find “sexy” chicks flaunting their naughty bits in Budweiser one piece bathing suits. True story.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:00 pmNo, man boobs are not sexual.
May 16th, 2008 at 9:33 pmewww poor Jack
May 17th, 2008 at 2:15 pmDamn if only he could find that special young woman who would hold, and gently fondle, while passionatly suckling ever so wantoningly on his warm yearning teats; well all would be right in his world. goodword that is so sick.
May 17th, 2008 at 6:45 pmWell my partner and I were commenting recently about how its a good thing that as we grow older, we generally find people in our own age group to be physically attractive. So it could stand to reason that if you’re a 50 - 60 year old gay man, you might find the sight of Jack’s moobs a turn on.
I’m just saying…
May 18th, 2008 at 5:58 pmDeanna. I suspect that Laura Flynn Boyle did that. Oh God, I can’t get to the toilet fast enough!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 18th, 2008 at 9:05 pm