Or not.
On the heels of a story claiming Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson were denied a threesome by a chick in Miami, comes yet another ménage à twat story about Mr. Vaughn.
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Two sisters tell Life & Style that they propositioned Vince at Velvet Margarita Cantina in L.A., but he turned them down. (Perhaps in honor of Masturbation Month?) One of the chickies recounted:
“My sister dared me to ask him to have a threesome with us. She bet me $20. On the dance floor, we made eye contact, and I pinched his butt. When he turned around, I said, ‘I just wanted to say you’re hilarious! He looked surprised and said, ‘You don’t think that’s been used on me before?’” When she invited him back to the Roosevelt Hotel for a threesome, “He said, ‘No, honey, that won’t be happening tonight’.”
Um, I’ve been to Velvet Margarita for plenty of drinks — and maybe even food once — and unless those potent Platinum Velvet Margaritas completely erased my memory (always a possibility), I’m quite certain there is no dance floor there. Oh, well. Details, details.
Speaking of irrefutable details, only CandyKirby.com has a picture of the naughty sisters:
Hard to imagine why Vince would turn down those chicks! Hubba hubba.
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More details: They made eye contact, she pinched his butt, and he then turned around? How did they originally make eye contact if he was turned around? Brother, what a skank he looks in that pix.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:40 amThat pic is a riot!
May 16th, 2008 at 8:59 ami’d pass on those sisters too.
May 16th, 2008 at 10:42 amTwin sisters!!!
May 16th, 2008 at 11:38 amBoy, Clay Gaikin just can’t catch a break.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:41 pmVince Vaughn is nasty. Who the hell would want to fuck him?
May 16th, 2008 at 9:36 pm