A $300 bottle of Cristal, corn on the cob, and the mirror from constantly smooching with it
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yes.
May 16th, 2008 at 10:40 amPERFECT!!! I’m dying from the “and the mirror from constantly smooching with it” bit!
May 16th, 2008 at 11:30 amThis is why I love this site.
May 16th, 2008 at 11:35 amI was thinking more like Watermelontini-s, electronica, and HGH. Ha ha no Candy you are dead on.
May 16th, 2008 at 11:44 amCurry.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:46 pmi was gonna guess his own ass too, he likes to kiss it so much
May 16th, 2008 at 3:07 pmI say ribs, Hypnotique, and Brut cologne.
May 16th, 2008 at 9:34 pmnarcissism
May 17th, 2008 at 1:00 pmOh look, he’s got the same “non- closing mouth” syndrome that afflicts Poof Duddy.
May 18th, 2008 at 9:01 pm