LEFT: Eva Longoria going to a Cannes Film Festival party
RIGHT: A peacock chillin’ at the Louisville Zoo
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The peacock!!! It has a more womanly figure.
May 16th, 2008 at 11:26 amOMG, I’m Richard Simmons!!!
May 16th, 2008 at 11:26 amThat’s disgusting.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:54 pmLooks lovely. Perfect for the festive occasion.
May 16th, 2008 at 10:53 pmWell, Eva definitely preens and struts more.
May 17th, 2008 at 12:55 pmWhat qualifies Eva Gonorrhea to be in Cannes in the first place, is she an actor?
May 18th, 2008 at 5:51 pmCouldn’t agree with you more Frewt.
May 18th, 2008 at 9:03 pm