Here at the YouTube Communications Commission (”Working To Find the Most Horrifyingly Bad Amateur Videos”), we continue to come across entertainment created by passionate communicators who have somehow obtained microphones from their ward attendants.
This one, which was brought to my attention by alert reader P!nk, stars some familiar faces:
Cleverly titled “Winemouse,” the video shows Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty playing — no, not music — with, um, newborn mice.
Talk about mousal abuse!
As you’ll see, Amy holds one of the tiny mice on her finger and uses it to send a message to her incarcerated husband, Blake Fielder-Civil:
“This one’s got a message from Blake. Blake, please don’t divorce mummy. She loves you ever so. Hang on, my big brother wants to say something…” Taking another mouse from Pete, Amy continues: “Yeah, if you divorce her you’ll have me to deal with. I’m only a day old. I don’t know what I’m doing but I know what love is.”
There you have it: Mice videos are the new Hallmark card.
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May 17th, 2008 at 3:43 pmthat was like an acid trip.
May 17th, 2008 at 4:57 pmcongratulations to those two for having multiple babies!
May 17th, 2008 at 10:26 pmOMG!
May 18th, 2008 at 6:12 amI like the dance remix.
How sweet, there’s no way Blake will divorce her now!!
May 18th, 2008 at 3:28 pmI’m just waiting for the “WINEHOUSE FOUND DEAD” headline…I cringe every time I see something new on her.
May 19th, 2008 at 8:24 pmAw lord. With their total lack of housekeeping they’re going to end up like that crazy lady in Seattle who turned her house into a biohazard due to uncontrolled breeding of pet mice.
May 20th, 2008 at 10:59 pmJeez..That is so gross.
And when is my gravatar going to start workin?!?!?!?!
July 8th, 2008 at 7:55 pm