How are Britney Spears and Mel Gibson spending their time together in Costa Rica?
1) Planning Britney’s comeback as Mel’s co-star in the movie sequel, “What Women Really Want : Cheetos & Marlboros”;
2) With Mel doing nightly tequila shots off Britney’s “sugar tits“;
3) Scoffing at all the fools in this world who actually use birth control;
4) Dissecting Socrates’ assertion that the body is like a prison house for the soul while sipping Chamomile Tea and listening to Shostakovich’s Symphony No. 5;
5) Singing “I Will Survive” and “Summer Nights” with Mel’s karaoke machine;
6) None of the above. Mel and Brit are __________________.
Oh…3) definitely!
May 17th, 2008 at 4:10 pmhow amazing would it be if britney had mels baby?
May 17th, 2008 at 4:17 pmyes, #3.
May 17th, 2008 at 4:58 pmshe looks preggers.
May 17th, 2008 at 9:01 pmThis is so odd. Isn’t one of his daughters her age?
May 18th, 2008 at 9:37 amBlubbery Britney.
May 18th, 2008 at 10:16 amStraight from the depths of hell.
May 18th, 2008 at 8:48 pmI guess I’m losing some weight… cause my body is starting to look the same as Britney’s.
May 19th, 2008 at 2:00 pmOh, #3 with a bullet!
May 19th, 2008 at 4:35 pmI reckon they spent the weekend doing shitty English, Welsh and Scottish accents for each other. oh and shots off his Sugar Moobs.
May 20th, 2008 at 11:04 pm