Torn between two lovers… feelin’ like a fool…
Oh, great. Now I’m going to have that damn song stuck in my head.
Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Cannes Film Festival premiere of her new film, Two Lovers, in which co-star Joaquin Phoenix plays “a bachelor torn between the family friend his parents wish he would marry and his beautiful but volatile new neighbor.”
And if it doesn’t work out with either of them, he can always hang out with the giant brain-eating frogs that have taken up residence in his hair.
Which actually sounds less harmful than the song that’s taken up residence in MY head:
Torn between two lovers… feelin’ like a fool…
Loving both of you…. is breakin’ all the rules…
SAVE ME!
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PLUS a totally unnecessary picture of Diddy…
May 19th, 2008 at 3:28 pmThat bow on her dress is torn between 2 pancake boobs.
May 19th, 2008 at 6:12 pmthe woman always wears great shoes, i’ll give her that.
May 19th, 2008 at 7:37 pmBitch! Now I have that stupid song stuck in my head. It’s going to take six Elvis Costello albums to restore my cool.
May 19th, 2008 at 10:40 pmAm I the only one who thinks Gwen’s mother is hotter than she is?
May 19th, 2008 at 11:35 pmI agree, Blythe’s a hottie.
May 20th, 2008 at 9:50 amWhere’s the beauteous Joaquin? I’ll take him and his brain-eating frogs. He’s MUCH better eye candy than Diddy and whoever else she’s hanging out with.
May 20th, 2008 at 4:50 pmDr.L. - surely ALL pics of Diddy are unnecessary. He always has the same vacant, yet arrogant mouth-breathing look. Loathsome little dweeb.
May 20th, 2008 at 10:37 pmNot a fan, but she did grow on me in Iron Man.
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:48 am