In news that’s probably gotten more coverage than Myanmar this weekend, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz tied the knot — in a ceremony officiated by the good reverend, Papa Joe — and announced their pregnancy at the Alice in Wonderland-themed reception.
Hmmmm… sounds like Pete’s already been down that hole.
Even bigger news in Tabloid Land: Jessica took rumored-to-be-ex-boyfriend Tony Romo to the wedding. E! reports that, “She was very subdued and she and Tony barely interacted the entire night, except for some dancing at the end,” while People gushes that, “They were kissing and holding hands throughout the night.” Um, okay.
And the rest of the world said, “Can’t we just send the Simpson clan to Myanmar already?”
That boy looks so unhappy.
May 19th, 2008 at 10:44 am“Hmmmm… sounds like Pete’s already been down that hole.” & And the rest of the world said, “Can’t we just send the Simpson clan to Myanmar already?” are just FANTASTIC!!! You’ve got me giggling.
May 19th, 2008 at 11:33 amOh, and I give them less than 3 years…and that’s being generous.
May 19th, 2008 at 1:24 pmI can’t take it anymore.
May 19th, 2008 at 7:21 pmmy money is on two years.
May 19th, 2008 at 7:41 pm