Nicole Kidman at the Country Music Awards

May 19, 2008 | Tags:

Seven months pregnant? Wow. By the looks of things, that baby won’t be much bigger than an avocado. Or even Tom Cruise.

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  1. Jenn says:

    careful with that smile Nicole - your face might crack.

  2. jewed says:

    Wow-I looked that big last night after my TexMex meal :-(

  3. Mateo says:

    I think she looks pretty. So there.

  4. Mateo says:

    Although, her feet look like freakishly large uncircumsized cocks. Which I find disconcerting.

  5. Dr. L. says:

    LOL, Mateo! Moving on…if she’s barely seven months preggers, it’s OK and it’s a boy. If she’s well into the end of the seven months, it’s a Tom Cruise baby, and maybe a boy. Time will tell.

  6. Giggly Puppet says:

    All of these long, lanky, incredibly skinny while pregnant, women are unnerving.

  7. librarian kathleen says:

    Giggly Puppet: you are so right.

  8. frewt says:

    She’s obviously concerned with her own press if she’s going to such obvious lengths to highlight her bulge.

  9. Demon Kitty says:

    To Giggly Puppet and Librarian Kathleen:

    I am beginning to think there is so Hollywood Superdoctor Frankenstein who injects fucking McDonalds through a fucking tube into these women’s navels and into the baby as they feast on their daily lettuce leaf. Dr. L, enlighten us. How are they not gaining baby weight? Aren’t you suppose to gain baby weight? Isn’t that the natural course of things?

  10. Puppet says:

    You’re onto something Demon Kitty!

  11. librarian kathleen says:

    DK & Puppet: There is the possibility that some of these otherwise skinny “pregnant” Hollywood types are wearing progressively larger pregnant suits as time goes along.

    Hey, they do it in the movies. And these folks are actors…and are familiar with special effects.

    But, if so, the loaded question remains: Where Do the Eventual Babies Come From?

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