I think I would enjoy a girls’ night out with Cate Blanchett. [Lainey]
Jessica Alba gets married. R.I.P. Millions of Men’s Fantasies. [POTP]
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden take Harlow for a walk. Awwww. And later, Nicole and Harlow shared onesies! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Sharon Osbourne to host “Rock of Love Girls: Charm School.” Too… many… oxymorons… does… not… compute… [Gabby Babble]
More proof that Heather Mills is a quack. [Ayyyy!]
Watch the promo for the new-but-not-improved Beverly HIlls 90210. Oh, hear that…? It’s Aaron Spelling rolling over in his grave. [popbytes]
Paula Abdul celebrates Sober Day 2008. No word on whether she was joined by Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty. [Seriously? OMG!]
That is one cute(and giant) cat. What do you feed him Candy?
May 20th, 2008 at 5:44 pmMeow Mix and small children.
May 20th, 2008 at 9:38 pmI guess most people in Britain have had enough of Heather Mills… She has to care for animals because they can’t speak and say “Go where you f****** came from!”
May 21st, 2008 at 9:37 amRe Cats: I once knew a guy who loved cats — he rescued them (he was a local humane officer), then, under his care they became not only giants (weighing 20 lbs. at least) but also very long-lived (average 18 years).
However, I never asked what he fed them. Sometimes ignorance IS bliss.
Re Mucca (as the Brits refer to Heather Mills): evidently, being a lying famewhore is all you’ve got to do to get media attention. She’d make great cat food, I think.
May 21st, 2008 at 3:58 pmMucca is a vile, fibbing omniped with the ugliest pair of tits ever published in a soft porn mag. However, she deserves every penny of her divorce settlement having spent all that time with that arrogant, empty-headed arse-wipe. His National Treasure act makes me want to hurl. This man wrote and performed “Ebony and Ivory” let us not forget.
May 21st, 2008 at 11:38 pmDo the costume designers of the new 90210 know the 80’s are over?
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:33 am